lizard mac
@dominationdaddy.bsky.social
queer socialist scum ✨ they/she ✨this is my cringe playground
i wanna eat all of my own womb eggs like caviar
June 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
i wanna eat all of my own womb eggs like caviar
400mg ibuprofen 200mg acetaminophen .5mg klonopin 100mg caffeine
one eggy avocado bagel with cream cheese
one eggy avocado bagel with cream cheese
June 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
400mg ibuprofen 200mg acetaminophen .5mg klonopin 100mg caffeine
one eggy avocado bagel with cream cheese
one eggy avocado bagel with cream cheese
gas station lady told me that she “loved” how “brave” i am for “embracing my curves”
June 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
gas station lady told me that she “loved” how “brave” i am for “embracing my curves”
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Hoe Phase (2025) Teaser Trailer
youtu.be/dTXDSzkOryw
youtu.be/dTXDSzkOryw
June 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hoe Phase (2025) Teaser Trailer
youtu.be/dTXDSzkOryw
youtu.be/dTXDSzkOryw
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if youre a man on feeld putting “bisexual” or “heteroflexible” in your bio you should also have to list how many dicks you’ve sucked
June 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
if youre a man on feeld putting “bisexual” or “heteroflexible” in your bio you should also have to list how many dicks you’ve sucked
people can give me shit for taking my medical issues and mental health issues to chatgpt, but unlike most human professionals i take my problems to, the robot actually listens to women
May 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
people can give me shit for taking my medical issues and mental health issues to chatgpt, but unlike most human professionals i take my problems to, the robot actually listens to women
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Carlos is a kind 18 year old young man who was shot by SLCPD last week.
You can buy this print to help benefit Carlos’ family this weekend at the fundraiser. Or send at least a $25 donation and then dm me and I will get you one.
You can buy this print to help benefit Carlos’ family this weekend at the fundraiser. Or send at least a $25 donation and then dm me and I will get you one.
May 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Carlos is a kind 18 year old young man who was shot by SLCPD last week.
You can buy this print to help benefit Carlos’ family this weekend at the fundraiser. Or send at least a $25 donation and then dm me and I will get you one.
You can buy this print to help benefit Carlos’ family this weekend at the fundraiser. Or send at least a $25 donation and then dm me and I will get you one.
there aren’t any real posers in the alt community. except for the guys who claim their type is goth girls, yet can’t handle when their girl does Goth Girl Shit
May 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
there aren’t any real posers in the alt community. except for the guys who claim their type is goth girls, yet can’t handle when their girl does Goth Girl Shit
the last time i smoked weed i had a pretty mild panic attack while watching shrek 2. i countered that by getting up and skanking to livin’ la vida loca, which helped tremendously
May 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
the last time i smoked weed i had a pretty mild panic attack while watching shrek 2. i countered that by getting up and skanking to livin’ la vida loca, which helped tremendously
i love when me and my bestie and bf all have a fixation on a show at the same time. we’ve been chugging mythbusters all day everyday.
May 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i love when me and my bestie and bf all have a fixation on a show at the same time. we’ve been chugging mythbusters all day everyday.
all of the Random Men are being…. suspiciously nice to me? over the last few days i’ve received several compliments that were very sweet and zero percent weird
May 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
all of the Random Men are being…. suspiciously nice to me? over the last few days i’ve received several compliments that were very sweet and zero percent weird
your bitch call me the simpsons the way she be gaggin on my couch
April 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
your bitch call me the simpsons the way she be gaggin on my couch
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{\__/} I WRITE AND DRAW FOR MY OWN
(ò . ó) FULFILLMENT AND LOVE OF THE GAME
/ > ✨
__/}
.° )
\ ... I hope they like it though...
(ò . ó) FULFILLMENT AND LOVE OF THE GAME
/ > ✨
__/}
.° )
\ ... I hope they like it though...
April 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
{\__/} I WRITE AND DRAW FOR MY OWN
(ò . ó) FULFILLMENT AND LOVE OF THE GAME
/ > ✨
__/}
.° )
\ ... I hope they like it though...
(ò . ó) FULFILLMENT AND LOVE OF THE GAME
/ > ✨
__/}
.° )
\ ... I hope they like it though...
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if you prank me i will shoot you with a gun
April 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
if you prank me i will shoot you with a gun
unsuitable for existing in world like 2-4 days out of the month
April 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
unsuitable for existing in world like 2-4 days out of the month
gods honest truth if you want a reptile: if you’re a dog person, get a bearded dragon. if you’re a cat person, get a leopard gecko.
March 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
gods honest truth if you want a reptile: if you’re a dog person, get a bearded dragon. if you’re a cat person, get a leopard gecko.
just scrubbed the bathroom in all the gross areas that have been neglected for eons and i can HEAR my mother telling me it’s not good enough because it’s not perfect hnnnnnnggg gonna kms
March 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
just scrubbed the bathroom in all the gross areas that have been neglected for eons and i can HEAR my mother telling me it’s not good enough because it’s not perfect hnnnnnnggg gonna kms
no love i have ever known compares to that of the homies
March 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
no love i have ever known compares to that of the homies
i pushed myself a little too hard today and had a mini crashout instead of playing the slow n steady game
March 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
i pushed myself a little too hard today and had a mini crashout instead of playing the slow n steady game
dogs being randomly afraid of men is very common… just something i think about…
March 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
dogs being randomly afraid of men is very common… just something i think about…
the sexual tension between me and the two boxes of slightly expired wine beneath my desk
March 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the sexual tension between me and the two boxes of slightly expired wine beneath my desk
everyday i wake up violently craving waffle house, cookout, and rocky’s hot chicken shack 🙃🙃🙃🙃
March 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
everyday i wake up violently craving waffle house, cookout, and rocky’s hot chicken shack 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Drawing more D&D characters~
This is Mia (shameless self insert) and Jenny. Doomed Yuri unfortunately 😔
This is Mia (shameless self insert) and Jenny. Doomed Yuri unfortunately 😔
March 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Drawing more D&D characters~
This is Mia (shameless self insert) and Jenny. Doomed Yuri unfortunately 😔
This is Mia (shameless self insert) and Jenny. Doomed Yuri unfortunately 😔
babies first flash sheet! these puppies are going cheap (mostly because i wanna do them so bad). hmu for some stick and poke times!!
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
babies first flash sheet! these puppies are going cheap (mostly because i wanna do them so bad). hmu for some stick and poke times!!