Shelly Lyons
@dollterror13.bsky.social
Townie. Writer. Hagsploitative. Bunch of short stories and screenplays. Sci-fi body horror rom-com, Like Real, from Ghoulish Books.
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Kill the fascist in your head and read a goddamn book.
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Kill the fascist in your head and read a goddamn book.
I just signed a contract with Laughing Man House for my twisted sister of a book about a bride planning her wedding while battling a curse, called JUNE BRIDE. ETA June 2027. Super excited about this press. I fu**ing love their energy and vibe.
#amwritinghorror
#amwritinghorror
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I just signed a contract with Laughing Man House for my twisted sister of a book about a bride planning her wedding while battling a curse, called JUNE BRIDE. ETA June 2027. Super excited about this press. I fu**ing love their energy and vibe.
#amwritinghorror
#amwritinghorror
Watch Party 11/24/25 @ 7:30pm (PST)--55 years after it premiered. DM me for the link.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Watch Party 11/24/25 @ 7:30pm (PST)--55 years after it premiered. DM me for the link.
Home Desk Corner.
Creatives: please show me your home desk. Either spur of the moment or curated. I want to see where you practice your magic
Creatives: please show me your home desk. Either spur of the moment or curated. I want to see where you practice your magic
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Home Desk Corner.
Creatives: please show me your home desk. Either spur of the moment or curated. I want to see where you practice your magic
Creatives: please show me your home desk. Either spur of the moment or curated. I want to see where you practice your magic
Thinking about Shelley Winters in all her permutations. This is from The Vistor, 1979.
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Thinking about Shelley Winters in all her permutations. This is from The Vistor, 1979.
SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS (1973) Watch Party! WED 10/29/25 7pm PST.
76 minutes of SATANIC PANIC! (DM for invite)
You should watch it on something larger than your phone screen.
Look for Kate Jackson, Cheryl Ladd, Pamela Franklin, Roy Thinnes, and Lloyd Bochner.
76 minutes of SATANIC PANIC! (DM for invite)
You should watch it on something larger than your phone screen.
Look for Kate Jackson, Cheryl Ladd, Pamela Franklin, Roy Thinnes, and Lloyd Bochner.
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS (1973) Watch Party! WED 10/29/25 7pm PST.
76 minutes of SATANIC PANIC! (DM for invite)
You should watch it on something larger than your phone screen.
Look for Kate Jackson, Cheryl Ladd, Pamela Franklin, Roy Thinnes, and Lloyd Bochner.
76 minutes of SATANIC PANIC! (DM for invite)
You should watch it on something larger than your phone screen.
Look for Kate Jackson, Cheryl Ladd, Pamela Franklin, Roy Thinnes, and Lloyd Bochner.
Witchy watch-party tomorrow 10/15 at 7p PST. MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS is a 1981 TV movie about feuding high school witches! TELEKINESIS! SATANIC ALTAR!
DM me if you'd like to join. (Warning: old video + should be watched on a screen bigger than a phone)
DM me if you'd like to join. (Warning: old video + should be watched on a screen bigger than a phone)
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Witchy watch-party tomorrow 10/15 at 7p PST. MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS is a 1981 TV movie about feuding high school witches! TELEKINESIS! SATANIC ALTAR!
DM me if you'd like to join. (Warning: old video + should be watched on a screen bigger than a phone)
DM me if you'd like to join. (Warning: old video + should be watched on a screen bigger than a phone)
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Have you heard?
LITTLE GHOSTS FEST is only a month away!
Packed with vendors, panels & readings, you’ll want to come to this FREE celebration of indie horror!
BONUS: Horror Short Film Fest after hours on Sunday night!
Don’t miss this great October treat
www.littleghostsbooks.com/little-ghost...
LITTLE GHOSTS FEST is only a month away!
Packed with vendors, panels & readings, you’ll want to come to this FREE celebration of indie horror!
BONUS: Horror Short Film Fest after hours on Sunday night!
Don’t miss this great October treat
www.littleghostsbooks.com/little-ghost...
September 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Have you heard?
LITTLE GHOSTS FEST is only a month away!
Packed with vendors, panels & readings, you’ll want to come to this FREE celebration of indie horror!
BONUS: Horror Short Film Fest after hours on Sunday night!
Don’t miss this great October treat
www.littleghostsbooks.com/little-ghost...
LITTLE GHOSTS FEST is only a month away!
Packed with vendors, panels & readings, you’ll want to come to this FREE celebration of indie horror!
BONUS: Horror Short Film Fest after hours on Sunday night!
Don’t miss this great October treat
www.littleghostsbooks.com/little-ghost...
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@dollterror13.bsky.social Big applause for days. This was fantaatic! I saw it for sale at @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social and had to have it ASAP.
I devoured this, and it was such a juicy, meaty, gooey, cheesy, fun time... it was like being at a Brazilian steakhouse.
I await the movie adaptation.
I devoured this, and it was such a juicy, meaty, gooey, cheesy, fun time... it was like being at a Brazilian steakhouse.
I await the movie adaptation.
August 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
@dollterror13.bsky.social Big applause for days. This was fantaatic! I saw it for sale at @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social and had to have it ASAP.
I devoured this, and it was such a juicy, meaty, gooey, cheesy, fun time... it was like being at a Brazilian steakhouse.
I await the movie adaptation.
I devoured this, and it was such a juicy, meaty, gooey, cheesy, fun time... it was like being at a Brazilian steakhouse.
I await the movie adaptation.
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Ooh!
July 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Ooh!
She was standing there, in a red kimono, as pale as milk, staring at me, with a long thin knife in her hand. I reached out and took it away from her. When she spoke, it was in a whisper that sounded like a snake licking its tongue in and out.
"Why did you have to come back?"
"Why did you have to come back?"
July 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
She was standing there, in a red kimono, as pale as milk, staring at me, with a long thin knife in her hand. I reached out and took it away from her. When she spoke, it was in a whisper that sounded like a snake licking its tongue in and out.
"Why did you have to come back?"
"Why did you have to come back?"
Was texting my hubby that I was "writing a synopsis" but autospell transformed it to "worming a dumpster," and it sort of fits, sadly.
June 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Was texting my hubby that I was "writing a synopsis" but autospell transformed it to "worming a dumpster," and it sort of fits, sadly.
Is it wrong to wish this was an artisan blueberry-vanilla bean ice cream cone?
April 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is it wrong to wish this was an artisan blueberry-vanilla bean ice cream cone?
Living in Hollywood has been difficult on a couple of fronts, but an occasional delight is its characters (of the non-tragic variety), like the old guy in pirate scarves walking his pug & holding a crystal ball who shouted at me: "Happy Easter Monday. I'm British, we celebrate Easter Monday!"
April 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Living in Hollywood has been difficult on a couple of fronts, but an occasional delight is its characters (of the non-tragic variety), like the old guy in pirate scarves walking his pug & holding a crystal ball who shouted at me: "Happy Easter Monday. I'm British, we celebrate Easter Monday!"
I forgot the part where I add: I AM A WRITER. 😄
April 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I forgot the part where I add: I AM A WRITER. 😄
The Hand of Perception and I would like to announce that Nightmare Press has acquired our weird-scary-fun novella, "Behold, He Scatters His Lightning," for publication in mid- to late-2026.
February 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Hand of Perception and I would like to announce that Nightmare Press has acquired our weird-scary-fun novella, "Behold, He Scatters His Lightning," for publication in mid- to late-2026.
This is one of the ways I'll get through the next four years.
December 8, 2024 at 7:06 PM
This is one of the ways I'll get through the next four years.
I was feeling down on Sunday, and then a talented friend reached out with this...
December 6, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I was feeling down on Sunday, and then a talented friend reached out with this...