Shelly Lyons
@dollterror13.bsky.social
Townie. Writer. Hagsploitative. Bunch of short stories and screenplays. Sci-fi body horror rom-com, Like Real, from Ghoulish Books.
At Vons, I used to enjoy pointing to the 3s a Crowd signage while in a line of 10 and ask if it was an ironic joke. Instead of freaking out, I'd laugh loudly at my joke and try to make eye contact with those around me. Purging the rage!
September 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
At Vons, I used to enjoy pointing to the 3s a Crowd signage while in a line of 10 and ask if it was an ironic joke. Instead of freaking out, I'd laugh loudly at my joke and try to make eye contact with those around me. Purging the rage!
Justin, thank you for the call out. I'm so happy you enjoyed it. This .... shit, I'm a writer and I can't find the words. You made a nice lady very happy.
August 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Justin, thank you for the call out. I'm so happy you enjoyed it. This .... shit, I'm a writer and I can't find the words. You made a nice lady very happy.
I'm so impressed. It's lovely.
April 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm so impressed. It's lovely.
You dissapeared everywhere else!
April 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You dissapeared everywhere else!
I'm so flattered to be included! Thanks!
January 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm so flattered to be included! Thanks!