Alan
@dogchauffeur.bsky.social
Techie. Outdoorsy. I drive dogs around. 💙
That fucking orange felon disrespects the Oval Office every time he steps his fucking clown shoes into it. What a disgrace. What an embarrassment.
February 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
That fucking orange felon disrespects the Oval Office every time he steps his fucking clown shoes into it. What a disgrace. What an embarrassment.
Reposted by Alan
I’m on my way to the Treasury Dept to demand answers. Billionaire-in-Chief Elon Musk has been given illegal access to Americans’ private info, including Social Security numbers.
Zero people voted for Elon to run our government. This is about oversight and transparency.
Zero people voted for Elon to run our government. This is about oversight and transparency.
February 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m on my way to the Treasury Dept to demand answers. Billionaire-in-Chief Elon Musk has been given illegal access to Americans’ private info, including Social Security numbers.
Zero people voted for Elon to run our government. This is about oversight and transparency.
Zero people voted for Elon to run our government. This is about oversight and transparency.
Make Pluto a Planet Again! MAPA!
Tell the Woke planet scientists that My Very Educated Mother Just Made Us Nine Planets…not eight…NINE.
Tell the Woke planet scientists that My Very Educated Mother Just Made Us Nine Planets…not eight…NINE.
Where does this fucking madness end? If Trump signed an EO that said the Atlantic was now the America Ocean and the North Pole was the Pole of America and Greenland was Americaland, do they rename all those things too? What if he renamed California to Libtardistan?
Where. Does. It. End.
Where. Does. It. End.
Google Maps in the US will change to Gulf of America and Mount McKinley
January 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Make Pluto a Planet Again! MAPA!
Tell the Woke planet scientists that My Very Educated Mother Just Made Us Nine Planets…not eight…NINE.
Tell the Woke planet scientists that My Very Educated Mother Just Made Us Nine Planets…not eight…NINE.
Yep, and he will sell himself to any bidder. The head grifter is back.
January 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yep, and he will sell himself to any bidder. The head grifter is back.
The clown cars are arriving at an alarming rate here today. I hope everyone is taking advantage of moderation lists. I’ve added a fair few to mine in the past hour. bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The clown cars are arriving at an alarming rate here today. I hope everyone is taking advantage of moderation lists. I’ve added a fair few to mine in the past hour. bsky.app/profile/did:...
Someone push the start button on the impeachment clock, would you?
January 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Someone push the start button on the impeachment clock, would you?
Ok, burner FB account is...burned. I used that to connect to businesses that insist on using FB for their web pages, but I guess they'll either just lose out or we'll talk on the phone.
This account will be gone next week.
This account will be gone next week.
January 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ok, burner FB account is...burned. I used that to connect to businesses that insist on using FB for their web pages, but I guess they'll either just lose out or we'll talk on the phone.
This account will be gone next week.
This account will be gone next week.
Ok, I guess we live here now...again.
January 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ok, I guess we live here now...again.
I have been neglecting this garden as it just doesn’t get the engagement the 🧵 place does for me. There are also folks I like over there that won’t make the leap.
However, there really isn’t much more excuse to support zuck and meta. They have shown who they are and where their products are going.
However, there really isn’t much more excuse to support zuck and meta. They have shown who they are and where their products are going.
January 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I have been neglecting this garden as it just doesn’t get the engagement the 🧵 place does for me. There are also folks I like over there that won’t make the leap.
However, there really isn’t much more excuse to support zuck and meta. They have shown who they are and where their products are going.
However, there really isn’t much more excuse to support zuck and meta. They have shown who they are and where their products are going.
My family and I will not be fully participating in this economy going forward. Aside from an economical vehicle purchase last month to finally ditch our Tesla, we won’t make major purchases for the next four years at least. No TVs, no furniture, no upgrades, very little dining out.
January 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My family and I will not be fully participating in this economy going forward. Aside from an economical vehicle purchase last month to finally ditch our Tesla, we won’t make major purchases for the next four years at least. No TVs, no furniture, no upgrades, very little dining out.
My dishwasher just sent a message to notify me that it has completed a software update.
This is not the future I imagined.
This is not the future I imagined.
December 12, 2024 at 11:45 PM
My dishwasher just sent a message to notify me that it has completed a software update.
This is not the future I imagined.
This is not the future I imagined.
Yay: riding in the truck
Boo: going to the oncology vet
Yay: 🎉 Third year cancer free for this guy and no further follow ups required
Boo: going to the oncology vet
Yay: 🎉 Third year cancer free for this guy and no further follow ups required
December 12, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Yay: riding in the truck
Boo: going to the oncology vet
Yay: 🎉 Third year cancer free for this guy and no further follow ups required
Boo: going to the oncology vet
Yay: 🎉 Third year cancer free for this guy and no further follow ups required
Ugh. Sorry world, Trump elevates another Florida grifter. www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/12/12/o...
Orlando attorney Dan Newlin picked by Trump as next ambassador to Colombia
Newlin, a personal injury attorney, raised money for the president-elect’s campaign this year and appeared in a Super Bowl ad wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat.
www.orlandosentinel.com
December 12, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Ugh. Sorry world, Trump elevates another Florida grifter. www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/12/12/o...
“Negative on the flyby, Kabob. The pattern is clear.”
Your TOP GUN fighter tag is the last thing you ate. No more than two words.
GO.
GO.
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 AM
“Negative on the flyby, Kabob. The pattern is clear.”
The GOP isn't protecting Gaetz. They don't even like that guy.
They're fighting the creation of a precedent where this type of information gets released to protect their own craven asses when their turn is up.
They're fighting the creation of a precedent where this type of information gets released to protect their own craven asses when their turn is up.
December 7, 2024 at 1:16 PM
The GOP isn't protecting Gaetz. They don't even like that guy.
They're fighting the creation of a precedent where this type of information gets released to protect their own craven asses when their turn is up.
They're fighting the creation of a precedent where this type of information gets released to protect their own craven asses when their turn is up.
Me listening to all my non-healthcare friends talk about taking two weeks off at Christmas.
a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and a sad look on his face .
ALT: a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and a sad look on his face .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Me listening to all my non-healthcare friends talk about taking two weeks off at Christmas.
Healthcare in the US is tied to employment due to decisions made around the time of the wage freezes during WW II. Employers were not allowed to offer more money to attract a scarce workforce, so they used the relatively new idea of employment benefits to entice labor.
December 7, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Healthcare in the US is tied to employment due to decisions made around the time of the wage freezes during WW II. Employers were not allowed to offer more money to attract a scarce workforce, so they used the relatively new idea of employment benefits to entice labor.
I don’t care how ethical or responsible your dog farming operation is. Until every pet in a rescue and shelter has a home, I have no space for you in my sight line. Straight to blockistan. No side trips.
Adopt, don’t shop.
Adopt, don’t shop.
December 7, 2024 at 11:48 AM
I don’t care how ethical or responsible your dog farming operation is. Until every pet in a rescue and shelter has a home, I have no space for you in my sight line. Straight to blockistan. No side trips.
Adopt, don’t shop.
Adopt, don’t shop.
Nah, no follow back dog farmers. Straight to blockistan with you.
Adopt, don’t shop.
Maybe I should start a dog farmer moderation list. 🤔
Adopt, don’t shop.
Maybe I should start a dog farmer moderation list. 🤔
December 7, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Nah, no follow back dog farmers. Straight to blockistan with you.
Adopt, don’t shop.
Maybe I should start a dog farmer moderation list. 🤔
Adopt, don’t shop.
Maybe I should start a dog farmer moderation list. 🤔
Friends, I need to grow some engagement over here. Do I use a special fertilizer? Should I get one of those special lights?
December 7, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Friends, I need to grow some engagement over here. Do I use a special fertilizer? Should I get one of those special lights?
Going forward, the Happy Meal will be referred to in my house as the Mounjaro Meal. IYKYK
November 30, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Going forward, the Happy Meal will be referred to in my house as the Mounjaro Meal. IYKYK
Here is my special block list. Mostly M*GA but also a variety of other clowns.
Moderation lists are one of the best features of this app. Please share yours if you are curating one.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Moderation lists are one of the best features of this app. Please share yours if you are curating one.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 30, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Here is my special block list. Mostly M*GA but also a variety of other clowns.
Moderation lists are one of the best features of this app. Please share yours if you are curating one.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Moderation lists are one of the best features of this app. Please share yours if you are curating one.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
I'm thankful that every email list I'm on seems to send a Happy Thanksgiving message so I can unsubscribe from them all in one huge block.
November 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I'm thankful that every email list I'm on seems to send a Happy Thanksgiving message so I can unsubscribe from them all in one huge block.
Well, that's just like, your opinion man.
November 27, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Well, that's just like, your opinion man.
I just went to check clearsky.app to see who's blocking me and I got a little choked up to see I'm in some folks starter packs. Thank you for that vote of confidence. I won't let you down.
Ok, we all know I will, but I'll be really sorry when it happens and probably offer you a beverage or snack.
Ok, we all know I will, but I'll be really sorry when it happens and probably offer you a beverage or snack.
ClearSky
ClearSky
clearsky.app
November 27, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I just went to check clearsky.app to see who's blocking me and I got a little choked up to see I'm in some folks starter packs. Thank you for that vote of confidence. I won't let you down.
Ok, we all know I will, but I'll be really sorry when it happens and probably offer you a beverage or snack.
Ok, we all know I will, but I'll be really sorry when it happens and probably offer you a beverage or snack.