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Comedy, music and wit. no more than 30% political tweets. Really something other than else.
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Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liki...
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April 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
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Jewish-German refugee genius and movie star Hedy Lamarr was a self-taught science genius who invented and patented the frequency-hopping spread spectrum technology for missile guidance in WW2 that became the foundation of all of our wifi technology today. Happy women's history month...
March 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Jewish-German refugee genius and movie star Hedy Lamarr was a self-taught science genius who invented and patented the frequency-hopping spread spectrum technology for missile guidance in WW2 that became the foundation of all of our wifi technology today. Happy women's history month...
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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(Someone else posted this; I borrowed it because it begs for #AltText. If you borrow it for your own post, please don't forget the AltText - you can copy and paste mine if you'd like!)
"Arrrgh," said Charlie Brown.
"Arrrgh," said Charlie Brown.
March 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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"Arrrgh," said Charlie Brown.
"Arrrgh," said Charlie Brown.
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imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
March 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
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This fool killed his own brand. Lesson: Never mix business with politics. Congratulations Elon, you fu*ked up!
March 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This fool killed his own brand. Lesson: Never mix business with politics. Congratulations Elon, you fu*ked up!
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OPINION: The moral argument to opt out of X, Instagram, and Facebook.
Opinion: The Moral Argument to Opt Out of X, Instagram, and Facebook
Given their owners’ immoral behavior and growing influence on the White House, it’s time to delete their apps
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March 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
OPINION: The moral argument to opt out of X, Instagram, and Facebook.
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Hey Democratic Party, the play nice shit is no longer working. It's time to start playing fu*king dirty!
March 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Hey Democratic Party, the play nice shit is no longer working. It's time to start playing fu*king dirty!
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Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
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Bernie Sanders: "I'm gonna vote no. I think the American people are sick and tired of Elon Musk, the richest guy in the world, running around, slashing Social Security, veterans programs. That Republicans are moving for massive tax breaks and cutting Medicaid ... you gotta draw a line."
March 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Bernie Sanders: "I'm gonna vote no. I think the American people are sick and tired of Elon Musk, the richest guy in the world, running around, slashing Social Security, veterans programs. That Republicans are moving for massive tax breaks and cutting Medicaid ... you gotta draw a line."
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Let me guess. The Orange Scumbag will be golfing at tax payer's expense again this weekend. Here's what he cost us the last time he was in office.
March 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Let me guess. The Orange Scumbag will be golfing at tax payer's expense again this weekend. Here's what he cost us the last time he was in office.
Democrats should ALL be saying these 3 things:
1. I will end these tariffs that are killing your jobs/businesses
2. I will stop these government layoffs that are taking your jobs and healthcare away.
3. I will make sure Elon Musk cannot touch your Social Security, ever!
1. I will end these tariffs that are killing your jobs/businesses
2. I will stop these government layoffs that are taking your jobs and healthcare away.
3. I will make sure Elon Musk cannot touch your Social Security, ever!
March 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Democrats should ALL be saying these 3 things:
1. I will end these tariffs that are killing your jobs/businesses
2. I will stop these government layoffs that are taking your jobs and healthcare away.
3. I will make sure Elon Musk cannot touch your Social Security, ever!
1. I will end these tariffs that are killing your jobs/businesses
2. I will stop these government layoffs that are taking your jobs and healthcare away.
3. I will make sure Elon Musk cannot touch your Social Security, ever!
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The Tesla boycott is one of the only things making us smile these days.
And it’s working.
How do you feel about it?
And it’s working.
How do you feel about it?
March 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Tesla boycott is one of the only things making us smile these days.
And it’s working.
How do you feel about it?
And it’s working.
How do you feel about it?
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Spineless, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, weak-kneed, pusillanimous chickenshits.
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Spineless, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, weak-kneed, pusillanimous chickenshits.
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Trickle up economics.
February 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trickle up economics.