Doctor John Zoidberg
@doctorzoidberg.bsky.social
Proud follower of all things Philly Sports. Lover of old school hip hop, dogs, otters, creativity, and the outdoors. I have the radical belief that everyone (EVERYONE) should enjoy the same rights.
That was clearly 100% AJs fault
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
That was clearly 100% AJs fault
I whole heartedly believe in this and was typing a reply when all of the sudden I thought about the early 1990s Houston Oilers. Sure, they never won a championship, but their gimmicky offense actually worked for a while.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I whole heartedly believe in this and was typing a reply when all of the sudden I thought about the early 1990s Houston Oilers. Sure, they never won a championship, but their gimmicky offense actually worked for a while.
Inconsistent is the nicest possible way to describe what we’ve seen from the front 5 this year.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Inconsistent is the nicest possible way to describe what we’ve seen from the front 5 this year.
Are they all people that don’t know what the fuck an offensive line is? Jesus people. It’s not hard to see.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Are they all people that don’t know what the fuck an offensive line is? Jesus people. It’s not hard to see.
How was it not an OPI on the Dallas TD? You can just run over a safety 7 yards from the line of scrimmage?
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How was it not an OPI on the Dallas TD? You can just run over a safety 7 yards from the line of scrimmage?
Stand up when you meet someone you fucking slob
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Stand up when you meet someone you fucking slob
It’s horrendous and stupid, and he’s a terrible human being.
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s horrendous and stupid, and he’s a terrible human being.
Netanyahu had the whole world on his side after the October attacks and he totally blew it by adopting an approach of “the only way to solve this is to kill all Palestinians” combined with “if anyone says we are going too far, then they’re an antisemite.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Netanyahu had the whole world on his side after the October attacks and he totally blew it by adopting an approach of “the only way to solve this is to kill all Palestinians” combined with “if anyone says we are going too far, then they’re an antisemite.”
That’s problematic because having suffered an inhuman collective trauma does not entitle the party that went through it to do whatever they want to others in perpetuity
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That’s problematic because having suffered an inhuman collective trauma does not entitle the party that went through it to do whatever they want to others in perpetuity
The thing I find shocking/bizarre, is that she is against viewing the holocaust as a lesson in “don’t let powerful groups do ethnic cleansing and eliminate less powerful groups”. I take her implicit message to be, “the lesson of the holocaust is to be on the side of the Jews no matter what”
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The thing I find shocking/bizarre, is that she is against viewing the holocaust as a lesson in “don’t let powerful groups do ethnic cleansing and eliminate less powerful groups”. I take her implicit message to be, “the lesson of the holocaust is to be on the side of the Jews no matter what”
It’s only a matter of time before he says he’s 8 feet tall, lime green colored, drives a flying car, and causes people to orgasm just by looking at them.
It’s literally just as plausible as the insane nonsense he spews daily.
It’s literally just as plausible as the insane nonsense he spews daily.
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s only a matter of time before he says he’s 8 feet tall, lime green colored, drives a flying car, and causes people to orgasm just by looking at them.
It’s literally just as plausible as the insane nonsense he spews daily.
It’s literally just as plausible as the insane nonsense he spews daily.
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I don't think JD is "necessary, safe, or effective" either.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I don't think JD is "necessary, safe, or effective" either.
Biden administration sent out 1 round of COVID checks, Trump did it twice, but hey, when you don’t believe in reality, the sky is the limit!
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Biden administration sent out 1 round of COVID checks, Trump did it twice, but hey, when you don’t believe in reality, the sky is the limit!
I may have been too confident!
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I may have been too confident!
That would be a hilarious commercial.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
That would be a hilarious commercial.
It won’t be. We got this. Don’t worry.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It won’t be. We got this. Don’t worry.
Backbreaking? Holy hyperbole.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Backbreaking? Holy hyperbole.
He is one seriously weird MF’er
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
He is one seriously weird MF’er
Excellent advice!!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Excellent advice!!!
I understand the media need to do things like ranking QBs, I don’t understand the fan need to argue about it. I love the Eagles, and I see QB rankings, but generally I don’t really care b/c I want the Eagles to win the SB, if Hurts is 32nd in some ranking and we win, I honestly don’t care.
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I understand the media need to do things like ranking QBs, I don’t understand the fan need to argue about it. I love the Eagles, and I see QB rankings, but generally I don’t really care b/c I want the Eagles to win the SB, if Hurts is 32nd in some ranking and we win, I honestly don’t care.
And what will they do WHEN he doesn’t do it?
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And what will they do WHEN he doesn’t do it?
Thank you! I am looking forward to ordering soon.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Thank you! I am looking forward to ordering soon.
Jeremy - These look fantastic. Would you consider offering pre-configured "baskets"? I have chocolate lovers galore in my family and I'd love to order some variety packs that you recommend. I could take care of actually putting them in a basket once they arrive in Pennsylvania.
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Jeremy - These look fantastic. Would you consider offering pre-configured "baskets"? I have chocolate lovers galore in my family and I'd love to order some variety packs that you recommend. I could take care of actually putting them in a basket once they arrive in Pennsylvania.
I’ll add that to my list of reasons to never go to Texas.
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’ll add that to my list of reasons to never go to Texas.