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Cocktail Ops
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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How does a wolf start his gravy?

A roux
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This place is rapidly running out of Fahrenheits. Please send more asap!
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Someone told me yesterday that one thing rich kids do for fun is text each other surprise coordinates in international waters where they all take their yachts and meet up and have parties. We cannot imagine the the gulf in relative experience of the world between the truly rich and... The rest of us
All of you are poor. These hypothetical poor people everyone is discussing are us. We’re poor. Idc if you make 6 figures or not. You’re poor too.
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Basement archaeology
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My current location has an insufficient supply of Fahrenheits. Please send more ASAP.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m in an airport and all of the urinals in the restroom are numbered in the same way as the gates.

“Now arriving at gate U3…”

Weird but hilarious.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Kīlauea is oozing a lot of lava again - from the looks of things, high fountaining is likely to start again very soon. Maybe overnight, but certainly in the next day or so. Impressive show! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqmp... (among a couple of others)
[V3cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (south Halemaʻumaʻu crater)
YouTube video by USGS
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Okay, got directly @-d by someone claiming to be in Gaza. The situation there is, of course, beyond dire. But...if you are directly asking me for money with a handle that ends in .cryptocurrency.network, well, I've got very bad news for you.

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November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This "meets expectations" - i.e., it's phenomenal! If you aren't watching all of Seán's stuff, well, you really should be. So so good! We live on an astounding planet and it never gets old to simply watch it going by. wow!
'Light Fantastic'

21,837 images across 18 time-lapse sequences photographed by Don Pettit & Butch Wilmore are repaired, remastered and retimed to create 3x real time video footage.

Credit: Butch Wilmore / Don Pettit / ISS / NASA / ESRS / Seán Doran

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cKk...
ISS - Light Fantastic
YouTube video by Seán Doran
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
OMG ESPN and Honda - showing the same ad more than, say, 10 times in an hour is waaaaay too much. I'm entirely sick of that one specific add during this hockey game - it's on _every_ break. Yeesh.
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me too, pumpkin, me too.
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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This will surely surprise most Americans today, but historians have recently discovered that before Donald Trump, it was actually incredibly rare for a president to demand the public execution of this political opponents and press critics.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
TIL!
‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.

‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.

'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'll bet most of you didn't see that coming.
A winter weather advisory remains in effect for the Big Island summits, with the National Weather Service alerting locals of a rare tropical surge bringing snow and freezing rain between now and Thursday.

#WinterWeather
UPDATE: Big Island summits brace for freezing rain, snow through Thursday morning
A winter weather advisory remains in effect for the Big Island summits, with the National Weather Service alerting locals of a rare tropical surge bringing snow and freezing rain between now and Thursday.
mauinow.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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This is Scotty. He is not chasing his own tail's shadow. If you'll notice, he actually has it cornered. 13/10 (TT: lifewithscotty)
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM