Gabe Cota
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I often forget I have a Bluesky profile, and I am here infrequently. In other words, that is the most Twitter-like aspect of this social.
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I often forget I have a Bluesky profile, and I am here infrequently. In other words, that is the most Twitter-like aspect of this social.
I forget that I have a Bluesky profile, and come here infrequently. So in other words… this is like Twitter.
August 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I forget that I have a Bluesky profile, and come here infrequently. So in other words… this is like Twitter.
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A lot of people need to hear this
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A lot of people need to hear this
This is a confidence booster when it comes to the aesthetic of my apartment. 😅
April 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is a confidence booster when it comes to the aesthetic of my apartment. 😅
I was hoping to pick up a shift today, since I did for last year’s 4/20. I put myself as Available and everything. No calls. My 25 week record of not working 6 days continues.
Still a nice day. Saw Wrestlemania, then play some Sega when I got home!
Still a nice day. Saw Wrestlemania, then play some Sega when I got home!
the.play
April 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I was hoping to pick up a shift today, since I did for last year’s 4/20. I put myself as Available and everything. No calls. My 25 week record of not working 6 days continues.
Still a nice day. Saw Wrestlemania, then play some Sega when I got home!
Still a nice day. Saw Wrestlemania, then play some Sega when I got home!
My new favorite extreme sport is guessing when my next day off will be and making plans despite having a randomized schedule… because my days off have been cut and paste.
Did I really need that 20% discount for a theatre ticket? No. But it’s cool that I seized the deal. 👍🏼✨
Did I really need that 20% discount for a theatre ticket? No. But it’s cool that I seized the deal. 👍🏼✨
April 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My new favorite extreme sport is guessing when my next day off will be and making plans despite having a randomized schedule… because my days off have been cut and paste.
Did I really need that 20% discount for a theatre ticket? No. But it’s cool that I seized the deal. 👍🏼✨
Did I really need that 20% discount for a theatre ticket? No. But it’s cool that I seized the deal. 👍🏼✨
Faramir also gets tariffs separately as an individual. It’s the because-he’s-not-Boromir tax.
Breaking News:
The Steward of Gondor has announced tariffs on all goods from Rohan, The Shire and Dale.
Mordor is exempt from these tariffs.
The Steward of Gondor has announced tariffs on all goods from Rohan, The Shire and Dale.
Mordor is exempt from these tariffs.
April 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Faramir also gets tariffs separately as an individual. It’s the because-he’s-not-Boromir tax.
I typically dress in black when I am in my self-appointed uniform. #AprilFoolsDay I dress in colorful attire and hide my long hair to throw people off. The disguise worked on at least 5 people. 🤣🥸💜
April 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I typically dress in black when I am in my self-appointed uniform. #AprilFoolsDay I dress in colorful attire and hide my long hair to throw people off. The disguise worked on at least 5 people. 🤣🥸💜
Honestly feeling accomplished for reading my first book of the calendar year to completion. Looking forward to when Part 2 of Cher’s Memoir comes out. I always had a fondness for biographies. That genre consistently has me overcome my attention span with reading.
March 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Honestly feeling accomplished for reading my first book of the calendar year to completion. Looking forward to when Part 2 of Cher’s Memoir comes out. I always had a fondness for biographies. That genre consistently has me overcome my attention span with reading.
I hope my apartment complex fixes the flooding problem in the laundry room.
Still, I’m enjoying the small victory of completing my Laundromat Quest without destroying my back… tomorrow morning don’t prove me wrong… 🤞🏼 ⛑️
Still, I’m enjoying the small victory of completing my Laundromat Quest without destroying my back… tomorrow morning don’t prove me wrong… 🤞🏼 ⛑️
March 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I hope my apartment complex fixes the flooding problem in the laundry room.
Still, I’m enjoying the small victory of completing my Laundromat Quest without destroying my back… tomorrow morning don’t prove me wrong… 🤞🏼 ⛑️
Still, I’m enjoying the small victory of completing my Laundromat Quest without destroying my back… tomorrow morning don’t prove me wrong… 🤞🏼 ⛑️
Around this time of year… People will say #Covid was 5 years ago. Stop referring to it in past tense! It is still happening. #CovidLockdowns were 5 years ago, but the #Pandemic is still disabling people and ending lives.
#PublicHealthShouldMatterToYou
#PublicHealthShouldMatterToYou
March 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Around this time of year… People will say #Covid was 5 years ago. Stop referring to it in past tense! It is still happening. #CovidLockdowns were 5 years ago, but the #Pandemic is still disabling people and ending lives.
#PublicHealthShouldMatterToYou
#PublicHealthShouldMatterToYou
If I live long enough to become a parent to human children, I want to skip to being a Grandpa. I will become Gandalf The Gabe where I call my kids fools when they mess up, but also praise them for being ready to skip town to destroy a Ring.
March 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If I live long enough to become a parent to human children, I want to skip to being a Grandpa. I will become Gandalf The Gabe where I call my kids fools when they mess up, but also praise them for being ready to skip town to destroy a Ring.
He campaigned on Universal Healthcare in California, but backpedaled when he was elected. He vetoed the possibility of Ranked Choice Voting in CA. Now he’s mask-off about his transphobia. He continues to burn bridges…
Newsom suggests that it is 'unfair' for transgender athletes to compete in women's sports
Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom suggested in his latest podcast episode that it was unfair for transgender athletes to compete in women's sports.
www.usatoday.com
March 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
He campaigned on Universal Healthcare in California, but backpedaled when he was elected. He vetoed the possibility of Ranked Choice Voting in CA. Now he’s mask-off about his transphobia. He continues to burn bridges…
Gabe: “Righteous! I am 7 hours away to saving up to 40 sick hours again!”
Gabe’s Back:”Interesting…”
Gabe:”Don’t you dare!”
Gabe’s Back:”Interesting…”
Gabe:”Don’t you dare!”
February 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Gabe: “Righteous! I am 7 hours away to saving up to 40 sick hours again!”
Gabe’s Back:”Interesting…”
Gabe:”Don’t you dare!”
Gabe’s Back:”Interesting…”
Gabe:”Don’t you dare!”
I really hate having shy veins. I failed to get blood drawn today, even though I drank at least a liter or water leading to this visit, which is supposed to make the process easier. Not today.
Never felt so defeated in awhile.
Never felt so defeated in awhile.
February 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I really hate having shy veins. I failed to get blood drawn today, even though I drank at least a liter or water leading to this visit, which is supposed to make the process easier. Not today.
Never felt so defeated in awhile.
Never felt so defeated in awhile.
You know you are #MiddleAged when…
You see/hear the name #StrayKids and think “Oh no! I hope they get adopted!” ….only to realize it’s a name of a boy band.
You see/hear the name #StrayKids and think “Oh no! I hope they get adopted!” ….only to realize it’s a name of a boy band.
February 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
You know you are #MiddleAged when…
You see/hear the name #StrayKids and think “Oh no! I hope they get adopted!” ….only to realize it’s a name of a boy band.
You see/hear the name #StrayKids and think “Oh no! I hope they get adopted!” ….only to realize it’s a name of a boy band.
Distracted procrastination is how I harness my chaotic focus. I am supposed to record an audition reel before a deadline, but decided to my laundry… but I set up my recording desk while the dryer tumbles…
#StillBeingProductive
#StillBeingProductive
February 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Distracted procrastination is how I harness my chaotic focus. I am supposed to record an audition reel before a deadline, but decided to my laundry… but I set up my recording desk while the dryer tumbles…
#StillBeingProductive
#StillBeingProductive
I am impressed to see footage of the demonstrations in support of immigrants (and resisting the policies of Trump in general) making their rounds. I am deeply concerned about so many people being unmasked.
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February 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I am impressed to see footage of the demonstrations in support of immigrants (and resisting the policies of Trump in general) making their rounds. I am deeply concerned about so many people being unmasked.
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Gabe:“I’m feeling better again! I can stand for longer periods of time without hurting my back. Time to cook again!”
Gabe’s Back: -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP
Gabe:”Oh noes!”
Gabe’s Back: -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP
Gabe:”Oh noes!”
February 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Gabe:“I’m feeling better again! I can stand for longer periods of time without hurting my back. Time to cook again!”
Gabe’s Back: -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP
Gabe:”Oh noes!”
Gabe’s Back: -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP -10HP
Gabe:”Oh noes!”
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You ever find yourself wanting to try out a different supermarket, but then nope your way out because its parking lot gives you a mini-panic attack?
A case example to #CarDependency being self-defeating.
A case example to #CarDependency being self-defeating.
January 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You ever find yourself wanting to try out a different supermarket, but then nope your way out because its parking lot gives you a mini-panic attack?
A case example to #CarDependency being self-defeating.
A case example to #CarDependency being self-defeating.
As someone who still masks consistently… I could relate.
Also, I want to cosplay as Rorschach for the sole purpose of recreating this scene. Bonus points if I do it at work with a can of beans for my lunch break!
Also, I want to cosplay as Rorschach for the sole purpose of recreating this scene. Bonus points if I do it at work with a can of beans for my lunch break!
January 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
As someone who still masks consistently… I could relate.
Also, I want to cosplay as Rorschach for the sole purpose of recreating this scene. Bonus points if I do it at work with a can of beans for my lunch break!
Also, I want to cosplay as Rorschach for the sole purpose of recreating this scene. Bonus points if I do it at work with a can of beans for my lunch break!
The Thesaurus is our friend when using similar terminology!
If you’re in an institution doing any kind of DEI work, the most important thing to do right now is simply call it something else. Change it to “Community Outreach” & then keep on doing the same important work. When they outlaw Community Outreach rebrand it as “Strategic Partnerships,” rinse/repeat.
January 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The Thesaurus is our friend when using similar terminology!
January 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM