Doctor Em
@doctorem.bsky.social
Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.
I didn’t realize how badly I wanted t*ronto to lose until about 15 minutes ago lol woooooo
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I didn’t realize how badly I wanted t*ronto to lose until about 15 minutes ago lol woooooo
Gdi internet you are making me care about a baseball game that I swore to ignore. STOP IT. Lol
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gdi internet you are making me care about a baseball game that I swore to ignore. STOP IT. Lol
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You’re never gonna guess what Will Smith just did
for a game that does not involve philadelphia, this one involves a lot of philadelphia
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You’re never gonna guess what Will Smith just did
I thought my entire TL was making jokes about will smith until I realized it’s just @jazzorion.bsky.social reskeeting them all 😂😂😂😂
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I thought my entire TL was making jokes about will smith until I realized it’s just @jazzorion.bsky.social reskeeting them all 😂😂😂😂
Imagine being in your 30s and someone referring to these as your TWILIGHT YEARS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
(Yes this is a subtweet but only because I don’t want to invite hate into the person’s TL, it just made me choke laugh)
(Yes this is a subtweet but only because I don’t want to invite hate into the person’s TL, it just made me choke laugh)
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Imagine being in your 30s and someone referring to these as your TWILIGHT YEARS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
(Yes this is a subtweet but only because I don’t want to invite hate into the person’s TL, it just made me choke laugh)
(Yes this is a subtweet but only because I don’t want to invite hate into the person’s TL, it just made me choke laugh)
I can’t say I recommend having your heart torn out of your chest and stomped on by your baseball team, but if you have to, do it the week before soccer playoffs. You feel absolutely NOTHING!!
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I can’t say I recommend having your heart torn out of your chest and stomped on by your baseball team, but if you have to, do it the week before soccer playoffs. You feel absolutely NOTHING!!
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This would be a devastating result for the Seattle Sounders if it weren't a three game series, but it is, so it doesn't really matter actually.
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This would be a devastating result for the Seattle Sounders if it weren't a three game series, but it is, so it doesn't really matter actually.
On the bright side, if this was a hit the post challenge, we would have won!
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
On the bright side, if this was a hit the post challenge, we would have won!
Lol this is so stupid 🤣🤣
October 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Lol this is so stupid 🤣🤣
Loll Jackson says sit the fuck down st clair 🤣
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Loll Jackson says sit the fuck down st clair 🤣
And wait why isn’t Andy Thomas subbing in? WHY IS THIS MATCH MAKING ME SO ANGRY
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
And wait why isn’t Andy Thomas subbing in? WHY IS THIS MATCH MAKING ME SO ANGRY
Wait this goes to PENALTIES?! I cannot emphasize enough how absolutely terrible this playoff format is, @mls.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Wait this goes to PENALTIES?! I cannot emphasize enough how absolutely terrible this playoff format is, @mls.bsky.social
This man desperately needs toner on that blonde
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This man desperately needs toner on that blonde
Uh that was that not a very clear red?
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Uh that was that not a very clear red?
“That shot was a lot closer than most people expected”
These commentstors really shine in the desperation of the end of a boring game lol
These commentstors really shine in the desperation of the end of a boring game lol
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“That shot was a lot closer than most people expected”
These commentstors really shine in the desperation of the end of a boring game lol
These commentstors really shine in the desperation of the end of a boring game lol
“It only takes one moment” - these commentators rn
a black and white drawing of a stick figure with the words `` c mon , do something ... '' .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a stick figure with the words `` c mon , do something ... '' .
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October 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“It only takes one moment” - these commentators rn
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George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
Bo Bichette has almost 4x as much career WAR as his dad now
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad
Do we have an actual child coaching next to Schmetz? Lol
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Do we have an actual child coaching next to Schmetz? Lol
The kid has resorted to bowling for entertainment. It is only game one of the playoffs. 🤣
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The kid has resorted to bowling for entertainment. It is only game one of the playoffs. 🤣
Why don’t they have any lights in this stadium the stands are SO dark
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Why don’t they have any lights in this stadium the stands are SO dark
“These commentators are so bad” is universal tho
I need everyone to please include a hint about what sport they are skeeting about right now lol too many sports
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“These commentators are so bad” is universal tho
I need everyone to please include a hint about what sport they are skeeting about right now lol too many sports
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I need everyone to please include a hint about what sport they are skeeting about right now lol too many sports
I wonder how that guy who got mad at Jerry for playing the drums during wonderwall last time is doing lolllll
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I wonder how that guy who got mad at Jerry for playing the drums during wonderwall last time is doing lolllll