Doctor Em
@doctorem.bsky.social
Scientist. Sounders. Puppies. Plants. F1. Mariners. Bad jokes.
The kid has resorted to bowling for entertainment. It is only game one of the playoffs. 🤣
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The kid has resorted to bowling for entertainment. It is only game one of the playoffs. 🤣
Last one from last night I promise. Dumpers Dump.
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Last one from last night I promise. Dumpers Dump.
Larry and I have sat in the last row of the left field bleachers twice now.
Drought ender.
ALCS game 5 winner.
Probably should sit there more often lol
Drought ender.
ALCS game 5 winner.
Probably should sit there more often lol
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Larry and I have sat in the last row of the left field bleachers twice now.
Drought ender.
ALCS game 5 winner.
Probably should sit there more often lol
Drought ender.
ALCS game 5 winner.
Probably should sit there more often lol
The difference in vibe between this quote and the actual one is hysterical to me
October 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The difference in vibe between this quote and the actual one is hysterical to me
Look at checkout! This is better than Super Bowl Sunday!
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Look at checkout! This is better than Super Bowl Sunday!
Important update from Seattle’s favorite Yankees fan lol
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Important update from Seattle’s favorite Yankees fan lol
The kid demanded I wear it. If it works, it works lol
October 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The kid demanded I wear it. If it works, it works lol
Went to check the score, and to say I was incredibly concerned about 28+ minutes of stoppage time would be an understatement lol
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Went to check the score, and to say I was incredibly concerned about 28+ minutes of stoppage time would be an understatement lol
We found the ramp where the dogs are. We have been here for a while lol
September 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We found the ramp where the dogs are. We have been here for a while lol
People give little kids the best free shit lol
September 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
People give little kids the best free shit lol
Back on our bullshit
September 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Back on our bullshit
I see your celebration photos and raise you my son’s celebration photo.
Put it in the Louvre.
Put it in the Louvre.
September 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I see your celebration photos and raise you my son’s celebration photo.
Put it in the Louvre.
Put it in the Louvre.
Baby Ro wants to remind you: goms
September 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Baby Ro wants to remind you: goms
Yall looked SO GOOD last night, @weareecs.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Yall looked SO GOOD last night, @weareecs.bsky.social
Never pop smoke of the away team in our house again, K thanks.
September 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Never pop smoke of the away team in our house again, K thanks.
Paul Rothrock is that you?! The man does EVERYTHING!
September 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Paul Rothrock is that you?! The man does EVERYTHING!
No shade to this woman, but what the actual fuck is that abomination of a jersey lol
August 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
No shade to this woman, but what the actual fuck is that abomination of a jersey lol
A lot less Messi once I got to the prawn sandwiches
August 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A lot less Messi once I got to the prawn sandwiches