Noah Euthyk
@doctordread.bsky.social
“The Greeks had Socrates, y’all have me”
He/him, cis, pansexual, 🇺🇸/WY, mentally I’ll, amateur cs2 player, silly enthusiast, Doctorate in Bitchery and Fibbatry
He/him, cis, pansexual, 🇺🇸/WY, mentally I’ll, amateur cs2 player, silly enthusiast, Doctorate in Bitchery and Fibbatry
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Noah Euthyk
@doctordread.bsky.social
· Jan 21
Presidential Actions – The White House
www.whitehouse.gov
Shit that Trump wants to do, according to himself, a thread 🧵
All sourced from:
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
All sourced from:
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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Commission for @doctordread.bsky.social!
October 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Commission for @doctordread.bsky.social!
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Commission for @doctordread.bsky.social!
June 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Commission for @doctordread.bsky.social!
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AI could never recreate this masterpiece
April 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
AI could never recreate this masterpiece
THANK YOU SO MUCH MY GOAT
March 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
THANK YOU SO MUCH MY GOAT
I feel bad for some of my older coworkers who actually have to care about their job cause it’s their only option where me I couldn’t care less about it so they try and tell me to do certain things and I do them but like I just don’t care otherwise
February 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I feel bad for some of my older coworkers who actually have to care about their job cause it’s their only option where me I couldn’t care less about it so they try and tell me to do certain things and I do them but like I just don’t care otherwise
In Mormon folklore there is something called the “White Horse Prophecy” where the Mormons save the US constitution from its destruction- this is weird to say but Mormons if you are listening PLEASE follow through we need you
February 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In Mormon folklore there is something called the “White Horse Prophecy” where the Mormons save the US constitution from its destruction- this is weird to say but Mormons if you are listening PLEASE follow through we need you
both paiN and The MongolZ lost, it’s joever
February 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
both paiN and The MongolZ lost, it’s joever
Complexity is also having a match tomorrow but like, come on, are we really gonna expect them to do well? Even against SAW which is ranked lower than them?
February 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Complexity is also having a match tomorrow but like, come on, are we really gonna expect them to do well? Even against SAW which is ranked lower than them?
paiN’s next matchup is against Virtus dot pro which is pretty good but last time they fought paiN won so I have high hopes
February 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
paiN’s next matchup is against Virtus dot pro which is pretty good but last time they fought paiN won so I have high hopes
paiN lost against The MongolZ, which isn’t surprising but I was really rooting for them. I do really respect The MongolZ though so I hope they do well in the future.
February 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
paiN lost against The MongolZ, which isn’t surprising but I was really rooting for them. I do really respect The MongolZ though so I hope they do well in the future.
That’s kinda rude
February 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
That’s kinda rude
This fucking website man
February 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This fucking website man
St. Vincent and the Grenadines sounds like a band
February 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
St. Vincent and the Grenadines sounds like a band
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kdot getting the whole stadium to yell “a minor” is like the whoville to drake’s grinch
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
kdot getting the whole stadium to yell “a minor” is like the whoville to drake’s grinch
Modern Iranian architecture is peak
February 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Modern Iranian architecture is peak
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
Get me out of this server dawg
February 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Get me out of this server dawg
The third amendment really is the best one
February 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The third amendment really is the best one
Bro what the fuck
February 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Bro what the fuck
Getting lightheaded laughing at fucking “big ass hamburger bun :HUH:”
February 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Getting lightheaded laughing at fucking “big ass hamburger bun :HUH:”
i keep having literal dreams of playing overwatch again. its trying to get me back but i wont let it
February 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i keep having literal dreams of playing overwatch again. its trying to get me back but i wont let it
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he speaks spanish so when he introduces himself he says "soy jack"
January 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
he speaks spanish so when he introduces himself he says "soy jack"