Noah Euthyk
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Noah Euthyk
@doctordread.bsky.social
“The Greeks had Socrates, y’all have me”

He/him, cis, pansexual, 🇺🇸/WY, mentally I’ll, amateur cs2 player, silly enthusiast, Doctorate in Bitchery and Fibbatry
new server going well
April 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Shoutout the goat @neomoth.dev
April 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
not surprised
February 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
That’s kinda rude
February 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This fucking website man
February 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
like look at this
February 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Get me out of this server dawg
February 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
No thanks
February 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Bro what the fuck
February 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This shit killing me
February 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Getting lightheaded laughing at fucking “big ass hamburger bun :HUH:”
February 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My horse is named jack so whenever we ride and he goes too fast I say “woah, jack”
January 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
How can I work in these conditions
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
New wallpaper goes hard 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Making sure to only have the important photos on my new phone
January 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
6) Review all civil or criminal enforcement activities over the last four years to make sure that they have not "infringed on any rights"
-The rights in question, of course, were the rights to raid the capitol of the United States

whitehouse.gov/presidential...
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
5) Force all employees of the Executive branch to return to in-person work.
-This, as pointed out by a Bloomberg article, is clearly because Elon does not like work-from-home

whitehouse.gov/presidential...

news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
4) Reduce the size of the government with the assistance of Elon Musk

whitehouse.gov/presidential...
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
3) Freeze all vacant positions in the Executive Branch, meaning that no one, as of 12:00 PM on Monday, January 20th, 2025, will be hired in civilian positions.
-This is clearly intended to prevent the employment of minorities, straight up.

whitehouse.gov/presidential...
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
2) Lower prices of food by getting rid of climate regulations

whitehouse.gov/presidential...
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The archaeopteryx falloff is heartbreaking
January 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
These mfs think they funny
January 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Funny
January 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We like to have fun here
January 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
January 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM