Dr. Mantis Toboggan
@docta-tobogganbsky.bsky.social
Trust Me, I'm a docta. unfortunately not the real Mantis Toboggan, just an idiot named Brian that yells about sports, bourbon, and food
Are you fucking kidding me???
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Are you fucking kidding me???
Rodgers has more situational awareness than the entire Steelers coaching staff combined
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Rodgers has more situational awareness than the entire Steelers coaching staff combined
You could see the ayahuasca kick in
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You could see the ayahuasca kick in
Lololololol
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Lololololol
What.the.fuck.are.you.doing
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What.the.fuck.are.you.doing
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How the fuck do you manage to get a taunting penalty after you give up a TD? Cam is drunk
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
How the fuck do you manage to get a taunting penalty after you give up a TD? Cam is drunk
Yeah this shit is over
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yeah this shit is over
Lolololol
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Lolololol
Well that should about do it
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Well that should about do it
Since it’s NHL network and they’re run by assholes, I have to find an online stream for the game. It’s a mind trip to hear Mearsy on the call for the other team
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Since it’s NHL network and they’re run by assholes, I have to find an online stream for the game. It’s a mind trip to hear Mearsy on the call for the other team
Between the current bullshit going on and the 4 Nations team going full MAGA chud, I’ll probably be rooting for Crosby to stack another gold metal
I have no faith in Team USA to make the right choices and I am very much expecting something like this.
Also, this may come as a shock, I'm not exactly in the mood to be rooting for Team USA in the current climate.
We suck as a country!
Also, this may come as a shock, I'm not exactly in the mood to be rooting for Team USA in the current climate.
We suck as a country!
much like this, you know the US is going to galaxy brain it and do something like take Patrick Kane over Logan Cooley
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Between the current bullshit going on and the 4 Nations team going full MAGA chud, I’ll probably be rooting for Crosby to stack another gold metal
Jesus that’s got to be like trying to tackle a fucking pickup truck
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Jesus that’s got to be like trying to tackle a fucking pickup truck
This defense is absolute dogshit
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This defense is absolute dogshit
This Pens/Preds broadcast is absolute dogshit
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This Pens/Preds broadcast is absolute dogshit
What the fuck was that throw?
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What the fuck was that throw?
I’m already over the Hayes experience in 2025
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m already over the Hayes experience in 2025
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Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
Un-fucking-canny
Rust looks like he's aged about 25 years lately. Everything he does looks like it is in slow motion and a total zero defensively.
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Un-fucking-canny
Brunicke is going to make mistakes, but I’m completely over the Clifton experience
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Brunicke is going to make mistakes, but I’m completely over the Clifton experience
Hey it’s last year again
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey it’s last year again
Man F these Gordie Howe stats. He was playing against dudes that were smoking in the locker room and were plumbers in the offseason
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Man F these Gordie Howe stats. He was playing against dudes that were smoking in the locker room and were plumbers in the offseason
Man, favorably quoting Mario Cuomo and calling him a great New Yorker after you just kicked the shit out of his asshole, predator son that turned to Islamophobia as a campaign tool against you…fucking savage
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Man, favorably quoting Mario Cuomo and calling him a great New Yorker after you just kicked the shit out of his asshole, predator son that turned to Islamophobia as a campaign tool against you…fucking savage
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Kinda bummed Dick Cheney isn’t here to see this
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Kinda bummed Dick Cheney isn’t here to see this
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I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.