Dr. Mantis Toboggan
@docta-tobogganbsky.bsky.social
Trust Me, I'm a docta. unfortunately not the real Mantis Toboggan, just an idiot named Brian that yells about sports, bourbon, and food
the weekend before Thanksgiving I had a 103 fever, couldn't stop shivering under a blanket, was barfing my guts out, and had awful back aches/spasms that lasted for 3 or 4 days. no possible way to determine what it was...
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the weekend before Thanksgiving I had a 103 fever, couldn't stop shivering under a blanket, was barfing my guts out, and had awful back aches/spasms that lasted for 3 or 4 days. no possible way to determine what it was...
Why the hell was the d pairing in that situation 65-58???
December 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Why the hell was the d pairing in that situation 65-58???
He looked like shit at the start of the season but has been pretty solid the last couple of weeks
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He looked like shit at the start of the season but has been pretty solid the last couple of weeks
Yeah, he was in an asylum with Sinbad
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December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Yeah, he was in an asylum with Sinbad
With the current administration we’re going to end up in a Pam e where the only kate might options are Fallon and Gutfield
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December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
With the current administration we’re going to end up in a Pam e where the only kate might options are Fallon and Gutfield
Somewhere in western PA
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December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Somewhere in western PA
They’ve played a lot of extra games every year for 6 or so years now, but they’ve constructed a WR room somehow worse than the Steelers which is just criminal to Maholmes
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
They’ve played a lot of extra games every year for 6 or so years now, but they’ve constructed a WR room somehow worse than the Steelers which is just criminal to Maholmes
They have to let Kindel take one of the shots
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They have to let Kindel take one of the shots
Much like the hand pass in the Pens game. I’ll take it because our team won, but if that happened to us, I’d be smashing shit for a week
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Much like the hand pass in the Pens game. I’ll take it because our team won, but if that happened to us, I’d be smashing shit for a week
Plenty of time to throw 3 5 yard slants
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Plenty of time to throw 3 5 yard slants
The only time he hasn’t completely sucked ass in his career is when he had god tier Derek Henry
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The only time he hasn’t completely sucked ass in his career is when he had god tier Derek Henry
Arthur Smith and Tomlin are absolute morons
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Arthur Smith and Tomlin are absolute morons
Jesse James was 200% more of a catch than this
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Jesse James was 200% more of a catch than this
It’s the only reason any trombonist from 1995-2000 is remotely not socially awkward
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It’s the only reason any trombonist from 1995-2000 is remotely not socially awkward
Man, Wynn Duffy is such an underrated character. “I’ll break you over that table like a teaser pony and we can paint this room a whole different color”.
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December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Man, Wynn Duffy is such an underrated character. “I’ll break you over that table like a teaser pony and we can paint this room a whole different color”.
I’m going through another rewatch and just finished the Limehouse/Quarrels season 3. Still stands up today
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’m going through another rewatch and just finished the Limehouse/Quarrels season 3. Still stands up today
Wait, is Christmas woke now?
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wait, is Christmas woke now?
Turtles are woke?
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Turtles are woke?