the 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹
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the 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹
@docallmemaster.bsky.social
· May 25
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ㅤ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹
reborn. again.
infamous time lord. recovering murderer? doing her best not to do her worst.
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ㅤ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹
reborn. again.
infamous time lord. recovering murderer? doing her best not to do her worst.
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Would Hell look any different, I wonder?
*well*, you could stand out here and watch, if you'd like, but i'm sure you'll get terribly lonely.
and you want me to occupy this humiliating space? really, doctor. don't you ever grow up?
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Would Hell look any different, I wonder?
It's a very popular documentary from your planet—
Dust. Yep. That means the filtration system isn't working so the air is almost certainly running low.
Dust. Yep. That means the filtration system isn't working so the air is almost certainly running low.
What's Toy Story?
Maybe don't burn anything until we know how flammable this place is.
That door there looks like a good place to start.
Kinda dusty sign . . .
Maybe don't burn anything until we know how flammable this place is.
That door there looks like a good place to start.
Kinda dusty sign . . .
( she makes a sound that could be a chuckle. )
no, like the little maniac in toy story. i can be sid for an hour, then i'm burning it.
( she takes it, spinning the lanyard around her finger. )
might open a few locked doors for us.
no, like the little maniac in toy story. i can be sid for an hour, then i'm burning it.
( she takes it, spinning the lanyard around her finger. )
might open a few locked doors for us.
October 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It's a very popular documentary from your planet—
Dust. Yep. That means the filtration system isn't working so the air is almost certainly running low.
Dust. Yep. That means the filtration system isn't working so the air is almost certainly running low.
Someone should probably do something about all of these alarms.
October 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Someone should probably do something about all of these alarms.
could be entertaining.
i'll have to forcibly remove you before you drink it all.
Or what?
September 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
could be entertaining.
and you want me to occupy this humiliating space? really, doctor. don't you ever grow up?
this is my *empire*, master.
dear god what have you done?
it's so ( strained ) cozy.
it's so ( strained ) cozy.
September 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
and you want me to occupy this humiliating space? really, doctor. don't you ever grow up?
dear god what have you done?
it's so ( strained ) cozy.
it's so ( strained ) cozy.
you don't have to, that's the *fun* part!
you see, this 'fort' is closer to home than you might think . . .
you see, this 'fort' is closer to home than you might think . . .
I am *not* leaving my pyjamas.
September 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
dear god what have you done?
it's so ( strained ) cozy.
it's so ( strained ) cozy.
I am *not* leaving my pyjamas.
September 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I am *not* leaving my pyjamas.
need a match, darling?
turning several hundred pages so that he loses his place when he wakes up.
Has fallen asleep sitting up, still holding the book he was reading.
September 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
need a match, darling?
( she makes a sound that could be a chuckle. )
no, like the little maniac in toy story. i can be sid for an hour, then i'm burning it.
( she takes it, spinning the lanyard around her finger. )
might open a few locked doors for us.
no, like the little maniac in toy story. i can be sid for an hour, then i'm burning it.
( she takes it, spinning the lanyard around her finger. )
might open a few locked doors for us.
( Disappointed. Space is a fucking joke. )
...*Sid*?
What, like the *sloth* in Ice Age?
( Scratching his arm, trying not to light a cigarette. He gestures for her to have it. ) Ladies first. You look more like a Sid than I do.
...*Sid*?
What, like the *sloth* in Ice Age?
( Scratching his arm, trying not to light a cigarette. He gestures for her to have it. ) Ladies first. You look more like a Sid than I do.
( she smiles at him like he's a puppy doing a trick, or trying to, at least. )
that's right, joel. what do you suppose it is?
doesn't look like organic matter to me.
that's right, joel. what do you suppose it is?
doesn't look like organic matter to me.
September 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
( she makes a sound that could be a chuckle. )
no, like the little maniac in toy story. i can be sid for an hour, then i'm burning it.
( she takes it, spinning the lanyard around her finger. )
might open a few locked doors for us.
no, like the little maniac in toy story. i can be sid for an hour, then i'm burning it.
( she takes it, spinning the lanyard around her finger. )
might open a few locked doors for us.
i must confess as to being underwhelmed.
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i must confess as to being underwhelmed.
( she smiles at him like he's a puppy doing a trick, or trying to, at least. )
that's right, joel. what do you suppose it is?
doesn't look like organic matter to me.
that's right, joel. what do you suppose it is?
doesn't look like organic matter to me.
I think I understand. What do you think happened here?
Hey, look at this. I think this, uh.... ( He thinks about sci-fi movie terminology: ) Cryo-Pod might have something in it.
Hey, look at this. I think this, uh.... ( He thinks about sci-fi movie terminology: ) Cryo-Pod might have something in it.
yes, same premise, very good. rushed expeditions can be useful too, but what we have here was built to last, to survive. people would have to live & die here. children born & raised.
we'll come across bodies soon. that'll be very informative.
we'll come across bodies soon. that'll be very informative.
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
( she smiles at him like he's a puppy doing a trick, or trying to, at least. )
that's right, joel. what do you suppose it is?
doesn't look like organic matter to me.
that's right, joel. what do you suppose it is?
doesn't look like organic matter to me.
not another brunette.
September 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
not another brunette.
junobot you devil! you told me you were single.
September 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
junobot you devil! you told me you were single.
yes, same premise, very good. rushed expeditions can be useful too, but what we have here was built to last, to survive. people would have to live & die here. children born & raised.
we'll come across bodies soon. that'll be very informative.
we'll come across bodies soon. that'll be very informative.
( Joel is picking up scraps of technology that's way beyond him. Even if this stuff was common on Earth in 2011 - which it probably wasn't - he totally flunked science class. And sociology. And, well, most of his classes. He's not sure about that idea. )
What about, like, rushed expeditions?
What about, like, rushed expeditions?
kind of!
'cause your first outlook posts are still so infantile, but to get that far you have to put absolutely everything you have into it. there's no secrets you can keep. one could, in theory, dissect a species' entire technological tree just by analyzing the components of this place.
'cause your first outlook posts are still so infantile, but to get that far you have to put absolutely everything you have into it. there's no secrets you can keep. one could, in theory, dissect a species' entire technological tree just by analyzing the components of this place.
September 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
yes, same premise, very good. rushed expeditions can be useful too, but what we have here was built to last, to survive. people would have to live & die here. children born & raised.
we'll come across bodies soon. that'll be very informative.
we'll come across bodies soon. that'll be very informative.
well ring-a-ding, this won't be so bad after all.
September 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
well ring-a-ding, this won't be so bad after all.
kind of!
'cause your first outlook posts are still so infantile, but to get that far you have to put absolutely everything you have into it. there's no secrets you can keep. one could, in theory, dissect a species' entire technological tree just by analyzing the components of this place.
'cause your first outlook posts are still so infantile, but to get that far you have to put absolutely everything you have into it. there's no secrets you can keep. one could, in theory, dissect a species' entire technological tree just by analyzing the components of this place.
Yeah, I agree. If it ain't broke don't fix it. You can't beat the classics, right?
Is that true across the universe? Huh.
Is that true across the universe? Huh.
lots of archaic technologies to be found. every species has its secrets. the older ones, the more advanced, they get streamlined, they all look the same & work the same.
it's like, oh, what do you have on earth? automobiles? do you have those yet? it's like how there's more character in *classics*.
it's like, oh, what do you have on earth? automobiles? do you have those yet? it's like how there's more character in *classics*.
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
kind of!
'cause your first outlook posts are still so infantile, but to get that far you have to put absolutely everything you have into it. there's no secrets you can keep. one could, in theory, dissect a species' entire technological tree just by analyzing the components of this place.
'cause your first outlook posts are still so infantile, but to get that far you have to put absolutely everything you have into it. there's no secrets you can keep. one could, in theory, dissect a species' entire technological tree just by analyzing the components of this place.
lots of archaic technologies to be found. every species has its secrets. the older ones, the more advanced, they get streamlined, they all look the same & work the same.
it's like, oh, what do you have on earth? automobiles? do you have those yet? it's like how there's more character in *classics*.
it's like, oh, what do you have on earth? automobiles? do you have those yet? it's like how there's more character in *classics*.
( He looks at her as if *she's* the weird one. )
Uh... No, I don't. Why, are you interested, huh?
What's weird about them?
Uh... No, I don't. Why, are you interested, huh?
What's weird about them?
i feel sAfER already.
oh, it's on a tilt. that's going to bother me.
you know, these old scout stations are a gold mine for *weird*. if weird was gold, & on a cosmic scale it kind of is. speaking as a scientist.
oh, it's on a tilt. that's going to bother me.
you know, these old scout stations are a gold mine for *weird*. if weird was gold, & on a cosmic scale it kind of is. speaking as a scientist.
September 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
lots of archaic technologies to be found. every species has its secrets. the older ones, the more advanced, they get streamlined, they all look the same & work the same.
it's like, oh, what do you have on earth? automobiles? do you have those yet? it's like how there's more character in *classics*.
it's like, oh, what do you have on earth? automobiles? do you have those yet? it's like how there's more character in *classics*.
i feel sAfER already.
oh, it's on a tilt. that's going to bother me.
you know, these old scout stations are a gold mine for *weird*. if weird was gold, & on a cosmic scale it kind of is. speaking as a scientist.
oh, it's on a tilt. that's going to bother me.
you know, these old scout stations are a gold mine for *weird*. if weird was gold, & on a cosmic scale it kind of is. speaking as a scientist.
Sure we did. ( Wiping his sweaty palms on his jacket. )
Sure. Stick with me, you'll be alright. Come on.
Sure. Stick with me, you'll be alright. Come on.
can't do it silently, can you?
oh! i fixed it. now we can have a gander 'round this place without having to worry about heatstroke.
you can let go of those keys now.
oh! i fixed it. now we can have a gander 'round this place without having to worry about heatstroke.
you can let go of those keys now.
September 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i feel sAfER already.
oh, it's on a tilt. that's going to bother me.
you know, these old scout stations are a gold mine for *weird*. if weird was gold, & on a cosmic scale it kind of is. speaking as a scientist.
oh, it's on a tilt. that's going to bother me.
you know, these old scout stations are a gold mine for *weird*. if weird was gold, & on a cosmic scale it kind of is. speaking as a scientist.
can't do it silently, can you?
oh! i fixed it. now we can have a gander 'round this place without having to worry about heatstroke.
you can let go of those keys now.
oh! i fixed it. now we can have a gander 'round this place without having to worry about heatstroke.
you can let go of those keys now.
Sure, sure. I can work some magic with my hands for you.
I'm... Handy, like that.
I'm... Handy, like that.
then maybe it's a prestigious establishment after all.
forget the tea, hold all the keys on this command panel down & try to reconnect that dangly bit.
i'm running out of hands.
forget the tea, hold all the keys on this command panel down & try to reconnect that dangly bit.
i'm running out of hands.
September 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
can't do it silently, can you?
oh! i fixed it. now we can have a gander 'round this place without having to worry about heatstroke.
you can let go of those keys now.
oh! i fixed it. now we can have a gander 'round this place without having to worry about heatstroke.
you can let go of those keys now.
i can hardly wait.
well, you're a young woman, probably . . . you've got a while before you're a hag yet!
i'm about to relapse.
September 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i can hardly wait.
@junobot.bsky.social who gave you a manbun?
September 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@junobot.bsky.social who gave you a manbun?
then maybe it's a prestigious establishment after all.
forget the tea, hold all the keys on this command panel down & try to reconnect that dangly bit.
i'm running out of hands.
forget the tea, hold all the keys on this command panel down & try to reconnect that dangly bit.
i'm running out of hands.
I never said they *let me in*.
Geez, give me one second!
Geez, give me one second!
oh? could he be more than a pretty face? i've already accounted for metallic allergy, thank you.
what bar let you In?
what bar let you In?
September 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
then maybe it's a prestigious establishment after all.
forget the tea, hold all the keys on this command panel down & try to reconnect that dangly bit.
i'm running out of hands.
forget the tea, hold all the keys on this command panel down & try to reconnect that dangly bit.
i'm running out of hands.