JUNOBOT
@junobot.bsky.social
A and Okay! | MVRP | 18+ | Mature themes.
Pinned
Tuning like a radio:
"-- And I will make certain you never buy knives again . . . -- "
"-- We all agree not a soul looks 'cool', as it were --"
"-- Is the dance floor calling *your* name tonight? No -- "
"-- Everything happens so much --"
"-- Unfortunately, as you know, people --"
"-- And I will make certain you never buy knives again . . . -- "
"-- We all agree not a soul looks 'cool', as it were --"
"-- Is the dance floor calling *your* name tonight? No -- "
"-- Everything happens so much --"
"-- Unfortunately, as you know, people --"
January 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Tuning like a radio:
"-- And I will make certain you never buy knives again . . . -- "
"-- We all agree not a soul looks 'cool', as it were --"
"-- Is the dance floor calling *your* name tonight? No -- "
"-- Everything happens so much --"
"-- Unfortunately, as you know, people --"
"-- And I will make certain you never buy knives again . . . -- "
"-- We all agree not a soul looks 'cool', as it were --"
"-- Is the dance floor calling *your* name tonight? No -- "
"-- Everything happens so much --"
"-- Unfortunately, as you know, people --"
JUNOBOT has work to do it. It will not be held up in this interaction. Ciao!
yeah but being organic is all about being logically sub-optimal.
gotta admit, i thought you were boring at first, but you're saying all the right things to get me interested. is that what you're trying to do? draw me in? like a cry for help?
gotta admit, i thought you were boring at first, but you're saying all the right things to get me interested. is that what you're trying to do? draw me in? like a cry for help?
JUNOBOT does not seek to make a case for robotics. It is logically sub-optimal for an organism, even one such as a cast-out Time Lord, to make such a sweeping statement.
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
JUNOBOT has work to do it. It will not be held up in this interaction. Ciao!
JUNOBOT does not seek to make a case for robotics. It is logically sub-optimal for an organism, even one such as a cast-out Time Lord, to make such a sweeping statement.
what is it, spring-loaded, betamax-driven, powered by a handful of old triple A batteries?
you're not making a good case for nice robots, by the way.
you're not making a good case for nice robots, by the way.
JUNOBOT will not negotiate with terrorists. However, because kindness was a gift from its Creator, it will inform the Doctor that it is armed with a vial of Judas Tree Poison. Such a poison is capable of killing a Time Lord in minutes.
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
JUNOBOT does not seek to make a case for robotics. It is logically sub-optimal for an organism, even one such as a cast-out Time Lord, to make such a sweeping statement.
More work for JUNOBOT . . .
January 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
More work for JUNOBOT . . .
JUNOBOT will not negotiate with terrorists. However, because kindness was a gift from its Creator, it will inform the Doctor that it is armed with a vial of Judas Tree Poison. Such a poison is capable of killing a Time Lord in minutes.
how can you possibly know me? who programmed you?
JUNOBOT is familiar with the flippant mannerisms of Time Lord designation 'The Doctor'. It will not negotiate, nor communicate, with terrorists.
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
JUNOBOT will not negotiate with terrorists. However, because kindness was a gift from its Creator, it will inform the Doctor that it is armed with a vial of Judas Tree Poison. Such a poison is capable of killing a Time Lord in minutes.
JUNOBOT is familiar with the flippant mannerisms of Time Lord designation 'The Doctor'. It will not negotiate, nor communicate, with terrorists.
"complex" in this case meaning you can choose between all 5 channels?
ROBOT: (noun) a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.
JUNOBOT fulfils this criterion; ergo, ROBOT is an acceptable designation for JUNOBOT.
JUNOBOT fulfils this criterion; ergo, ROBOT is an acceptable designation for JUNOBOT.
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
JUNOBOT is familiar with the flippant mannerisms of Time Lord designation 'The Doctor'. It will not negotiate, nor communicate, with terrorists.
ROBOT: (noun) a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.
JUNOBOT fulfils this criterion; ergo, ROBOT is an acceptable designation for JUNOBOT.
JUNOBOT fulfils this criterion; ergo, ROBOT is an acceptable designation for JUNOBOT.
are you a robot? i thought you were a tv on wheels.
on wheel.
on wheel.
JUNOBOT will not stand for this robophobic rhetoric.
January 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
ROBOT: (noun) a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.
JUNOBOT fulfils this criterion; ergo, ROBOT is an acceptable designation for JUNOBOT.
JUNOBOT fulfils this criterion; ergo, ROBOT is an acceptable designation for JUNOBOT.
JUNOBOT will not stand for this robophobic rhetoric.
it's never a nice robot is it?
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
JUNOBOT will not stand for this robophobic rhetoric.
JUNOBOT has a question for the ginger woman.
phone in IMMEDIATELY.
we are once again hosting a LIVE q&a here at the kimira broadcast & peace propaganda channel.
phone in now with YOUR questions.
phone in now with YOUR questions.
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
JUNOBOT has a question for the ginger woman.
There is a song which may offer some valuable advice in this moment.
I WILL JUST PULL MY HELMET OFF AND DIE!!
Scusa! JUNOBOT did not hear that request. Per favore, try again in a quieter background.
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
There is a song which may offer some valuable advice in this moment.
Scusa! JUNOBOT did not hear that request. Per favore, try again in a quieter background.
JUNO!
turn that off now! for the love of—
turn that off now! for the love of—
Claro! JUNOBOT is happy to help.
Playing 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees . . .
( Music is BLARED into Natasha's earpiece. )
Playing 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees . . .
( Music is BLARED into Natasha's earpiece. )
January 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Scusa! JUNOBOT did not hear that request. Per favore, try again in a quieter background.
Claro! JUNOBOT is happy to help.
Playing 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees . . .
( Music is BLARED into Natasha's earpiece. )
Playing 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees . . .
( Music is BLARED into Natasha's earpiece. )
this place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Claro! JUNOBOT is happy to help.
Playing 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees . . .
( Music is BLARED into Natasha's earpiece. )
Playing 'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees . . .
( Music is BLARED into Natasha's earpiece. )
JUNOBOT >>>>>> @companionbot.bsky.social T-B-H.
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
JUNOBOT >>>>>> @companionbot.bsky.social T-B-H.
JUNOBOT advises against touching the poisonous vermin.
aw a cute little bug!
January 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
JUNOBOT advises against touching the poisonous vermin.
JUNOBOT will provide some calming sounds for your journey.
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 AM
JUNOBOT will provide some calming sounds for your journey.
& Lights are flashing yellows & sharp reds, & turning green with envy, then blue, blue, electric blue; & in charge, JUNOBOT is whistling, wheeling about. JUNOBOT is dancing, or thereabouts, arms outstretched as though half a pair in slow dance. & When he sings, he sings:
youtu.be/joInwYlVu2w?...
youtu.be/joInwYlVu2w?...
Brazil
YouTube video by Maria Muldaur - Topic
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
& Lights are flashing yellows & sharp reds, & turning green with envy, then blue, blue, electric blue; & in charge, JUNOBOT is whistling, wheeling about. JUNOBOT is dancing, or thereabouts, arms outstretched as though half a pair in slow dance. & When he sings, he sings:
youtu.be/joInwYlVu2w?...
youtu.be/joInwYlVu2w?...
JUNOBOT's quarters. (More like a shed full of tools, half of which only a robot could identify and use. It was JUNOBOT's suggestion and request that he should get his own space, and the Lancer, at the time halfway down a chute, was too busy and unfocused to particularly care. The domain stuck.)
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
JUNOBOT's quarters. (More like a shed full of tools, half of which only a robot could identify and use. It was JUNOBOT's suggestion and request that he should get his own space, and the Lancer, at the time halfway down a chute, was too busy and unfocused to particularly care. The domain stuck.)
None of this would occur if JUNOBOT was simply listened to.
January 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
None of this would occur if JUNOBOT was simply listened to.
[ JUNOBOT shuts down. ]
huh.
activate ____ mode. command override key MAMA-MIA.
activate ____ mode. command override key MAMA-MIA.
No.
January 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
[ JUNOBOT shuts down. ]
No.
you're beginning to worry me. there's no time for this right now, but later on i want us to run a full diagnostics check together.
This directive was installed into JUNOBOT when it was created.
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
No.
This directive was installed into JUNOBOT when it was created.
according to who?
That is not in the Signora's power to determine. JUNOBOT's prime directive is to protect the Signora.
January 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This directive was installed into JUNOBOT when it was created.
That is not in the Signora's power to determine. JUNOBOT's prime directive is to protect the Signora.
um, yes it is?
That is not in the Signora's power to determine.
January 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
That is not in the Signora's power to determine. JUNOBOT's prime directive is to protect the Signora.
That is not in the Signora's power to determine.
maybe it's time we gave you a new primary function.
Everything which JUNOBOT does is done to protect the Signora. If there is a fault with JUNOBOT's servers, it is found in its creator.
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
That is not in the Signora's power to determine.
Nor should we be afraid of telling them.
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Nor should we be afraid of telling them.