natasha
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I have so many questions about her body.
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I have so many questions about her body.
Not sure when I'm supposed to acknowledge how hot she is
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Not sure when I'm supposed to acknowledge how hot she is
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Hey I'm looking to discover some stuff about myself.
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Hey I'm looking to discover some stuff about myself.
( Natasha swallows. At once she feels the Truth in the girl's words and buried her face in her hands. )
Okay. Okay.
So it's normal. Sort of? It's sort of normal? Like a lizard regrowing a leg.
Okay. Okay.
So it's normal. Sort of? It's sort of normal? Like a lizard regrowing a leg.
(Offering a little smile that doesn't reach her eyes, Valerie nods.)
Okay. Well, you know how he and I shared some similarities? I think Junobot called them... similar mutations?
Well, my species has this thing. When we... when our bodies die, we don't actually *die.* We change. Every cell in ━
Okay. Well, you know how he and I shared some similarities? I think Junobot called them... similar mutations?
Well, my species has this thing. When we... when our bodies die, we don't actually *die.* We change. Every cell in ━
Please, just whatever you can do to help me understand this, I'd really appreciate it.
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 AM
( Natasha swallows. At once she feels the Truth in the girl's words and buried her face in her hands. )
Okay. Okay.
So it's normal. Sort of? It's sort of normal? Like a lizard regrowing a leg.
Okay. Okay.
So it's normal. Sort of? It's sort of normal? Like a lizard regrowing a leg.
Hey I'm looking to discover some stuff about myself.
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Hey I'm looking to discover some stuff about myself.
Saddest 7 words in existence.
i don't have the time to post 😒
99.9999% chance of DOUBT.
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Saddest 7 words in existence.
Everything's gone wrong since Dr. Kysis joined us.
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Everything's gone wrong since Dr. Kysis joined us.
Please, just whatever you can do to help me understand this, I'd really appreciate it.
Yeah. Definitely not.
Maybe something she says will prove me wrong. That'd be, uh, good! But for now...
If you still want me to tell you, I'll try and explain it.
Maybe something she says will prove me wrong. That'd be, uh, good! But for now...
If you still want me to tell you, I'll try and explain it.
Mm-mm.
I'll have to speak to her properly about it later. She can't be trusted.
I'll have to speak to her properly about it later. She can't be trusted.
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Please, just whatever you can do to help me understand this, I'd really appreciate it.
99.9999% chance of DOUBT.
yawn--
oh fuck.
it's sunday.
i'll behave.
this time...
oh fuck.
it's sunday.
i'll behave.
this time...
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
99.9999% chance of DOUBT.
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What makes a daddy then?
Being a father does not make you a daddy, common misconception.
I'm literally a father.
February 8, 2026 at 7:36 AM
What makes a daddy then?
Mm-mm.
I'll have to speak to her properly about it later. She can't be trusted.
I'll have to speak to her properly about it later. She can't be trusted.
Okay. That's... concerning. Any key words stick out?
She said a lot of completely insane shit before going basically catatonic.
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Mm-mm.
I'll have to speak to her properly about it later. She can't be trusted.
I'll have to speak to her properly about it later. She can't be trusted.
I need a to get spiritually fucked up
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I need a to get spiritually fucked up
“Put it all on my card. I just might be able to write this off as a business expense...”
Probably not, but a girl could dream.
Probably not, but a girl could dream.
“Oooh I see! For you my lovely pretty new friend, I recommend the reaper rub. Made with real Carolina reaper. You’ll probably wanna do the boneless wings too.”
“Jesus, okay, fuck my shit up, I guess. I think that's right. I think I need something so spicy I see God or something. Like a total sensory fuckout.”
Yes, this made sense, this was Right. She wasn't sure she'd ever felt such certainty before in all her life.
Yes, this made sense, this was Right. She wasn't sure she'd ever felt such certainty before in all her life.
February 8, 2026 at 7:36 AM
“Put it all on my card. I just might be able to write this off as a business expense...”
Probably not, but a girl could dream.
Probably not, but a girl could dream.
She said a lot of completely insane shit before going basically catatonic.
... If it's what I think it is? No.
Not that I think we should trust her, but did the scientist lady say anything about what happened? At all?
Not that I think we should trust her, but did the scientist lady say anything about what happened? At all?
We were on a scavenging mission, it wasn't like she could have planned something, or overpowered him, I mean you've seen him, he's- he was- he was big.
Is there- is there a way to get him back? Turn her back?
Is there- is there a way to get him back? Turn her back?
February 8, 2026 at 7:33 AM
She said a lot of completely insane shit before going basically catatonic.
“Jesus, okay, fuck my shit up, I guess. I think that's right. I think I need something so spicy I see God or something. Like a total sensory fuckout.”
Yes, this made sense, this was Right. She wasn't sure she'd ever felt such certainty before in all her life.
Yes, this made sense, this was Right. She wasn't sure she'd ever felt such certainty before in all her life.
“Okay okay you guys don’t know spice. Here come along I know a place in the Bronx, ran by this big guy from New Orleans. It’s a wing place. Fuck the salt and vinegar rub will put hair on your chest it’s crazy!”
“I guess it is. Yeah, I guess it's a British accent. I don't think anyone's really pointed it out before."
It is indeed a British accent. She wonders idly where she might have learned that.
It is indeed a British accent. She wonders idly where she might have learned that.
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
“Jesus, okay, fuck my shit up, I guess. I think that's right. I think I need something so spicy I see God or something. Like a total sensory fuckout.”
Yes, this made sense, this was Right. She wasn't sure she'd ever felt such certainty before in all her life.
Yes, this made sense, this was Right. She wasn't sure she'd ever felt such certainty before in all her life.
Inside you there are two Italian men.
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Inside you there are two Italian men.
We were on a scavenging mission, it wasn't like she could have planned something, or overpowered him, I mean you've seen him, he's- he was- he was big.
Is there- is there a way to get him back? Turn her back?
Is there- is there a way to get him back? Turn her back?
So, he was alone with a scientist and wound up with a different body?
(Running her hands through her hair. She takes a deep breath, holds it, then lets it back out.)
Word of advice: Never leave someone with two hearts alone with a scientist. It always ends like that.
(Running her hands through her hair. She takes a deep breath, holds it, then lets it back out.)
Word of advice: Never leave someone with two hearts alone with a scientist. It always ends like that.
I don't know. I was on another floor. It was just him and Jasper- the shady blonde scientist woman. He was in armor though. I don't think anything could have hurt him.
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
We were on a scavenging mission, it wasn't like she could have planned something, or overpowered him, I mean you've seen him, he's- he was- he was big.
Is there- is there a way to get him back? Turn her back?
Is there- is there a way to get him back? Turn her back?
“I guess it is. Yeah, I guess it's a British accent. I don't think anyone's really pointed it out before."
It is indeed a British accent. She wonders idly where she might have learned that.
It is indeed a British accent. She wonders idly where she might have learned that.
"Love... wait the accent, is it a British thing?"
“Really? Never? You need to get out more, love.”
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 AM
“I guess it is. Yeah, I guess it's a British accent. I don't think anyone's really pointed it out before."
It is indeed a British accent. She wonders idly where she might have learned that.
It is indeed a British accent. She wonders idly where she might have learned that.
I don't know. I was on another floor. It was just him and Jasper- the shady blonde scientist woman. He was in armor though. I don't think anything could have hurt him.
It's not *your...*
Y'know what? Fine. I'll tell you my theory if you can answer me this: Did he get hurt? Before the change?
Y'know what? Fine. I'll tell you my theory if you can answer me this: Did he get hurt? Before the change?
She's sleeping. You can talk to me.
February 8, 2026 at 7:13 AM
I don't know. I was on another floor. It was just him and Jasper- the shady blonde scientist woman. He was in armor though. I don't think anything could have hurt him.
She's sleeping. You can talk to me.
I...
Look, I have a theory. But I need to talk to *her* about it first.
Look, I have a theory. But I need to talk to *her* about it first.
Do YOU know why my boyfriend is a girl now?
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
She's sleeping. You can talk to me.
Do YOU know why my boyfriend is a girl now?
February 8, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Do YOU know why my boyfriend is a girl now?
“Really? Never? You need to get out more, love.”
"Never heard of it, sounds yummy though."
“That's what I was thinking. That and something really spicy. I think maybe that's the missing ingredient. I think we have to go to Nando's.”
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
“Really? Never? You need to get out more, love.”
