natasha
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was she avoiding the scientist? the woman, jasper kysis, had struggled to meet natasha's eyes every time they'd been near each other. she had questions, but she couldn't get the words out, they were gone between breaths, replaced by a lingering sense of unease that had kept her awake in doubt for
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
was she avoiding the scientist? the woman, jasper kysis, had struggled to meet natasha's eyes every time they'd been near each other. she had questions, but she couldn't get the words out, they were gone between breaths, replaced by a lingering sense of unease that had kept her awake in doubt for
we're not a bloody homeless shelter!
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
we're not a bloody homeless shelter!
why am i so tense
October 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
why am i so tense
right here.
the signora?
it's a grower not a shower, actually.
October 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
right here.
ughhhhhhhh fine.
. . . . .
Can I have one coin, then?
Can I have one coin, then?
they're like.
one urf coin.
one urf coin.
October 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
ughhhhhhhh fine.
don't let her in.
October 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
don't let her in.
they're like.
one urf coin.
one urf coin.
... not even a tiny piece?
absofuckinglutely not?
October 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
they're like.
one urf coin.
one urf coin.
oh! hello.
( fixing her hair. )
( fixing her hair. )
they're fine by me! :-)
boys.
October 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
oh! hello.
( fixing her hair. )
( fixing her hair. )
query where junobot's personality even came from?
i don't.
i don't remember. it was so long ago. programming you.
like thousands & thousands of years.
i don't.
i don't remember. it was so long ago. programming you.
like thousands & thousands of years.
. . . JUNOBOT feels obligated to -- [ Brrt. Crrrrrrk. Bzzzzt. ] -- Remind the Signora, that she is not its creator. Query where she would locate this knowledge.
well how hard can synthesizing tastebuds be?
October 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
query where junobot's personality even came from?
i don't.
i don't remember. it was so long ago. programming you.
like thousands & thousands of years.
i don't.
i don't remember. it was so long ago. programming you.
like thousands & thousands of years.
absofuckinglutely not?
Ooh! Mystery meat? That sounds...
Can I have some? Please?
Can I have some? Please?
mystery meat pastry.
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
absofuckinglutely not?
( bursting into song. )
only when i look at you
only when i look at you
@crackedchessboard.bsky.social do you believe in magic?
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
( bursting into song. )
only when i look at you
only when i look at you
planet of the sauce-adge roll.
October 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
planet of the sauce-adge roll.
well how hard can synthesizing tastebuds be?
JUNOBOT does not know flavor.
no, it's cooked, juno. it's good! it's got salt & stuff on it. you know, flavor?
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
well how hard can synthesizing tastebuds be?
no, it's cooked, juno. it's good! it's got salt & stuff on it. you know, flavor?
Query if there is blood.
mystery meat pastry.
October 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
no, it's cooked, juno. it's good! it's got salt & stuff on it. you know, flavor?
mystery meat pastry.
Ooh! What'cha eating?
no THIS is the best planet actually.
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
mystery meat pastry.
no THIS is the best planet actually.
October 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
no THIS is the best planet actually.
actually never leaving.
October 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
actually never leaving.
junobot push her in.
JUNOBOT is always watching.
act normal.
we're NOT being watched.
we're NOT being watched.
October 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
junobot push her in.
LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
now i think about it, how did you keep eating? did you . . . hunt? what about water?
that was . . . junobot's job, right? junobot seems to control a lot about your life.
that was . . . junobot's job, right? junobot seems to control a lot about your life.
let's change the subject.
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
let's change the subject.
you're telling me urfmen aren't born with that feature built-in?
you must have had parents, or progenitors of some kind. what's your earliest memory?
you must have had parents, or progenitors of some kind. what's your earliest memory?
never mind that. where'd i learn to walk & talk?
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
let's change the subject.
does she have...
calloused 🥵🥵 fingers
calloused 🥵🥵 fingers
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
does she have...
calloused 🥵🥵 fingers
calloused 🥵🥵 fingers