So they've come up with a machine that washes PEOPLE.

I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.

So... cat.

Shadow art.

He wants to go be friends!

I remember a dream when I was a kid. I dreamed that I was in a store that had a bunch of stuff I wanted, and somehow, I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted.

I got the stuff home -- I don't even remember what it was -- and I was holding a box... and I woke up. And the box was gone...

A robot dog in a costume plays with kids at a Chinese park. Damn, I live in interesting times.

I needed this tonight.