Doc Bedlam
@doc-bedlam.bsky.social
Writer. Educator. Freelance metaphysician.
So they've come up with a machine that washes PEOPLE.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So they've come up with a machine that washes PEOPLE.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
So I saw in this movie where if you kill Santa? You BECOME Santa. You know, like the leader of a Shao Lin kung fu monastery or a clan of ninjas or a captain of a Klingon warship.
And now I've been banned from the mall.
And now I've been banned from the mall.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So I saw in this movie where if you kill Santa? You BECOME Santa. You know, like the leader of a Shao Lin kung fu monastery or a clan of ninjas or a captain of a Klingon warship.
And now I've been banned from the mall.
And now I've been banned from the mall.
It was at Torchy's Tacos.
Crowded, noisy. Looked for restroom.
Tiny. Stall. Sink. And... weird black... THING.
Like big black flower vase had been fused with the wall at an angle.
It was where I'D put a urinal.
So I peed in it.
Washed up and returned to table. "Durn, I HOPE that was a urinal..."
Crowded, noisy. Looked for restroom.
Tiny. Stall. Sink. And... weird black... THING.
Like big black flower vase had been fused with the wall at an angle.
It was where I'D put a urinal.
So I peed in it.
Washed up and returned to table. "Durn, I HOPE that was a urinal..."
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It was at Torchy's Tacos.
Crowded, noisy. Looked for restroom.
Tiny. Stall. Sink. And... weird black... THING.
Like big black flower vase had been fused with the wall at an angle.
It was where I'D put a urinal.
So I peed in it.
Washed up and returned to table. "Durn, I HOPE that was a urinal..."
Crowded, noisy. Looked for restroom.
Tiny. Stall. Sink. And... weird black... THING.
Like big black flower vase had been fused with the wall at an angle.
It was where I'D put a urinal.
So I peed in it.
Washed up and returned to table. "Durn, I HOPE that was a urinal..."
I live in a world with room for all the flavors of madness.
And -- being human -- we all have to attack everyone who doesn't believe as we do.
And -- being human -- we all have to attack everyone who doesn't believe as we do.
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I live in a world with room for all the flavors of madness.
And -- being human -- we all have to attack everyone who doesn't believe as we do.
And -- being human -- we all have to attack everyone who doesn't believe as we do.
I don't know that she'd be any easier to FIND, but somehow I think a lot more people would be LOOKING...
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don't know that she'd be any easier to FIND, but somehow I think a lot more people would be LOOKING...
He wants to go be friends!
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
He wants to go be friends!
I remember a dream when I was a kid. I dreamed that I was in a store that had a bunch of stuff I wanted, and somehow, I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted.
I got the stuff home -- I don't even remember what it was -- and I was holding a box... and I woke up. And the box was gone...
I got the stuff home -- I don't even remember what it was -- and I was holding a box... and I woke up. And the box was gone...
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I remember a dream when I was a kid. I dreamed that I was in a store that had a bunch of stuff I wanted, and somehow, I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted.
I got the stuff home -- I don't even remember what it was -- and I was holding a box... and I woke up. And the box was gone...
I got the stuff home -- I don't even remember what it was -- and I was holding a box... and I woke up. And the box was gone...
A robot dog in a costume plays with kids at a Chinese park. Damn, I live in interesting times.
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A robot dog in a costume plays with kids at a Chinese park. Damn, I live in interesting times.
I needed this tonight.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I needed this tonight.