Doc Bedlam
@doc-bedlam.bsky.social
Writer. Educator. Freelance metaphysician.
I am told they're hot cocoa bombs. Still not sure I'd drop one in my coffee cup...
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I am told they're hot cocoa bombs. Still not sure I'd drop one in my coffee cup...
So they've come up with a machine that washes PEOPLE.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So they've come up with a machine that washes PEOPLE.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
I dunno. I wouldn't pay a half mil even if it came with every adolescent crush I ever had and they'd have sex with me while the machine washed me.
So I saw in this movie where if you kill Santa? You BECOME Santa. You know, like the leader of a Shao Lin kung fu monastery or a clan of ninjas or a captain of a Klingon warship.
And now I've been banned from the mall.
And now I've been banned from the mall.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So I saw in this movie where if you kill Santa? You BECOME Santa. You know, like the leader of a Shao Lin kung fu monastery or a clan of ninjas or a captain of a Klingon warship.
And now I've been banned from the mall.
And now I've been banned from the mall.
I live in a world with room for all the flavors of madness.
And -- being human -- we all have to attack everyone who doesn't believe as we do.
And -- being human -- we all have to attack everyone who doesn't believe as we do.
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I live in a world with room for all the flavors of madness.
And -- being human -- we all have to attack everyone who doesn't believe as we do.
And -- being human -- we all have to attack everyone who doesn't believe as we do.
I don't know that she'd be any easier to FIND, but somehow I think a lot more people would be LOOKING...
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don't know that she'd be any easier to FIND, but somehow I think a lot more people would be LOOKING...
He wants to go be friends!
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
He wants to go be friends!
I remember a dream when I was a kid. I dreamed that I was in a store that had a bunch of stuff I wanted, and somehow, I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted.
I got the stuff home -- I don't even remember what it was -- and I was holding a box... and I woke up. And the box was gone...
I got the stuff home -- I don't even remember what it was -- and I was holding a box... and I woke up. And the box was gone...
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I remember a dream when I was a kid. I dreamed that I was in a store that had a bunch of stuff I wanted, and somehow, I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted.
I got the stuff home -- I don't even remember what it was -- and I was holding a box... and I woke up. And the box was gone...
I got the stuff home -- I don't even remember what it was -- and I was holding a box... and I woke up. And the box was gone...
A robot dog in a costume plays with kids at a Chinese park. Damn, I live in interesting times.
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A robot dog in a costume plays with kids at a Chinese park. Damn, I live in interesting times.
I needed this tonight.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I needed this tonight.