You weren’t supposed to talk about Fight Club, Phil! Rule one! And two!

Once again, do not threaten me with a good time.

But that’s not throwing it away. That’s using it for a good cause. Which they won’t. Because they’re assholes.

Geez, Rob, what are you doing, calculating Apple’s profits?

This is the worst version of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon except if Kevin Bacon was a terrorist.

Quick question: Why would you have leftover Peppermint Patties?!

Been working on edits and I just rewrote the first couple chapters of my latest and was like "Man, it's significantly easier to get these words down when I know everything that happens later."

The Trump administration's refusal to pay SNAP benefits is galling to me on a very personal level.

I can't change their minds. I don't have billions of dollars to give to people who need help. But I can do some good. Will you join me in donating to your local food pantry?

I said what I said!