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David Swander
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Warriors basketball and Dad jokes
August 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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LOONEY
May 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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LOONEY #DUBNATION
November 13, 2024 at 5:00 PM
July 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Happy Pride
June 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This HBO Max saga is like that year I never changed the clock in my car after daylight savings and it eventually (8 months later) worked itself out.
May 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Warriors without Steph is like The Last of Us without Joel, unwatchable.
May 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Same
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The texts I get when Pat Spencer gets primetime minutes.
May 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Q2 PLAYOFF STARTER PAT SPENCER
May 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Green Team +11 vs. MIN regulars.

How many thousands of screams will there be to start these guys in Game 5? Many.
May 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
May 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Buddy? More like BFF Hield
May 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
0/27 is safe
May 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Acquaintance Hield
Buddy missed four lay-ups in the 2Q.
May 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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May 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Treymond
May 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
We back
May 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Straight from the airport.
May 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Please everyone, I beg you, go outside.
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
April 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
FYI @Houston
April 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM