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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · Nov 12
i used to say social media is my house:
twitter, the front porch
instagram, the windows
facebook, the living room

now that things have changed:
🚫 twitter/x, dead by hoa rules
🏠 bluesky, new front porch
🪟 instagram, still the windows
📝 threads, the yard signs
🚫 left fb in 2016, so no visitors
ohh. i hadn’t realised all of these models were soon-to-be- or already dead.

you can’t cut your way to success. so maybe this is the beginning of the end of the road for datsun, nay nissan. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
mmmyeah…

“the city announced it selected EAH Housing to redevelop the nearly four-acre public parcel, located adjacent to the future Kuwili Skyline Station.”

same firm who just raised section 8 rents in designated affordable housing developments disparate w/ their increases for market units 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
"have you tried 'betty white'?" lmfao
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
why is it when local guys from hawaii who try to code switch to what they believe is proper english end up sounding like they’re southwestern american —specifically, they sound like they’re from a mountain state

what’s with that
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
unless it's baked into "new" outlook, all versions of outlook i've used has a fatal uselessness baked into a useful feature -which is the out of office message.

WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T OUTLOOK LET YOU LOOK AT YOUR OWN CALENDAR WHILE COMPOSING AN OOO MESSAGE?

unless they want post its to thrive.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
did the boomers teach millennials to <reply all>?

because this is bullshit lol stop replying all.
stop looping in pooja from your accounts payable team.
stop telling raabiyah to process workflows with everyone to see.

ugh.
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
much as everyone hates the project as a monolith, eyes should be squarely on political leaders and HART board who created this mess in the first place and compounded it by hiring a man from boston who was fired for fucking up mass transit there.

look up dan grabauskas to figure out the fuckery.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ikea’s craft or family events always fall on the weekend before or after —like immediately! —the week i’m in the vicinity. wtf haha
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
there’s an extra value meal at maccas (mcchicken sandwich, small fries, 4 piece mcnuggets, & any size soft drink) for 4.99-5.99 depending on location.

so good! alone, the mcchicken is 2.99-3.49

why are people bitching about the cost of things? because they want everything inexpensive. fuck off.
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
it lasted decades… what the fuck expectation are there that ot would take less than that to remediate?
RED HILL FUEL SPILL UPDATE

The Board of Water Supply spoke to at today's city council meeting about the cleanup progress.

Why it could take decades to fully understand the impacts ⬇
Full remediation of Red Hill fuel spill could take decades
Although the fuel has been removed from the tanks, they are still working to identify all of the places past releases may have gone.
www.hawaiinewsnow.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
feathered frosted tips on a guy is what i just saw…

that’s not a farah flawcett; whose cut is that?
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i haven’t heard this song in a very long time and this cover of it is so silky!

but i don’t know where this was posted originally…

#hawaiianmusic
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
wait. much as outlook is a pain in my asse, how did it know to add the two flight numbers from my one booking?
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
wake up at 330, catch a flight, then drive for nearly 10 hours and still i need to decompress at day-end even if that makes it being up for 24 hours

it's like i can't contain the spiritual and kinetic inertia unless i decompress
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
in the ultimate corporate circle jerk, an auto email i send on tuesdays was sent out.

but OOO replies are being sent back to me, who are now receiving my OOO bc i’m traveling.

and for some i’m getting yet another OOO message. luckily most systems stop at one reply — when will it ever end! lolol
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
this is my christmukkah gift to myself i guess lol a this local diner’s food app held a balance i was unaware about and they converted and sent me the balance because the app is being upgraded woo! haha
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
😂
Eleventh Circuit affirms dismissal of Trump defamation lawsuit against CNN for calling his election denialism the "Big Lie"

Opinion: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
seeing millennials create businesses that solve for their problems rather than look for markets to serve (and yet hope there are enough eyes/pockets for them to make money) is going to become a fascinating course in business schools from wharton to junior colleges!
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
hold me closer, tony danza

heh
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
obesogen 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
saltchuk resources owns the only interisland barge (young brothers) and air freight (aloha air cargo) services and they still can't figure shit out?
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
every one of them not surprising, except the UK and the netherlands.
A major poll by Ipsos of almost 10,000 voters in nine countries found that a clear majority worry about the risks to their democracy over the next five years.  
 
Only one country was an exception, take a look 👇 

www.politico.eu/article/west...
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
still very thrown by the millennials —no literally only them! —who gaslight themselves into thinking groceries are unreasonably expensive when all they buy are regular price, premium stuff and expect to pay staple or sales prices.

hun, ribeye was never cheap. it’s like home ec munchausens.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
this entire sentence and word usage is proof *she's* the one who's probably got a live worm

“I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein,” Nuzzi wrote.
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
well now we know the answer

what i don't understand is why the talking heads don't turn each of their topicals into a study on each response -bring in a psychoanalyst or any type of academic to study the response.

study the body language, the use of words; outline the patterns.

FUCKING DO MORE!
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM