dkmomus
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profanity, mockery, nerd-ery, mirth-ery; lefty — participation trophies killed society
#notNOWma and #everychildleftbehind also #hawaiiISNOTforyou
https://linktr.ee/dkmomus
profanity, mockery, nerd-ery, mirth-ery; lefty — participation trophies killed society
#notNOWma and #everychildleftbehind also #hawaiiISNOTforyou
https://linktr.ee/dkmomus
they literally announced an extended set of dates for NKOTB at mgm in las vegas only yesterday and already the best seats for the valentine’s day show is almost $5,000 apiece. lol
you’ve gotta be a corny, pleather wearing hooker wannabe to go on that date to pay that much.
you’ve gotta be a corny, pleather wearing hooker wannabe to go on that date to pay that much.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
they literally announced an extended set of dates for NKOTB at mgm in las vegas only yesterday and already the best seats for the valentine’s day show is almost $5,000 apiece. lol
you’ve gotta be a corny, pleather wearing hooker wannabe to go on that date to pay that much.
you’ve gotta be a corny, pleather wearing hooker wannabe to go on that date to pay that much.
remember when people went ham on whether gif was pronounced with a hard vs soft g?
i thought about that while reading a cantonese menu last night wondering if i should get crispy gau gee while using both forms of the g sound in one (albeit transliterated) word lol
anyway, delicious choice…
i thought about that while reading a cantonese menu last night wondering if i should get crispy gau gee while using both forms of the g sound in one (albeit transliterated) word lol
anyway, delicious choice…
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
remember when people went ham on whether gif was pronounced with a hard vs soft g?
i thought about that while reading a cantonese menu last night wondering if i should get crispy gau gee while using both forms of the g sound in one (albeit transliterated) word lol
anyway, delicious choice…
i thought about that while reading a cantonese menu last night wondering if i should get crispy gau gee while using both forms of the g sound in one (albeit transliterated) word lol
anyway, delicious choice…
oh i’ve never seen anything like this before —the kool aid throws me.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
oh i’ve never seen anything like this before —the kool aid throws me.
found it on public or private —point: not theirs! —lands, called it of god, so they cut it away, took it home, and told the news they call it their thing and want to call a bullshit world record organisation to earn a bullshit title
so so so american!
www.khon2.com/local-news/c...
so so so american!
www.khon2.com/local-news/c...
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
found it on public or private —point: not theirs! —lands, called it of god, so they cut it away, took it home, and told the news they call it their thing and want to call a bullshit world record organisation to earn a bullshit title
so so so american!
www.khon2.com/local-news/c...
so so so american!
www.khon2.com/local-news/c...
how cool is this photo of queen liliuokalani being helped by prince kuhio (two at left) at the beach
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
how cool is this photo of queen liliuokalani being helped by prince kuhio (two at left) at the beach
this is not the way, astroglide lol WTF
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
this is not the way, astroglide lol WTF
i fkg crack up just reading the plot descriptions for certain seinfeld episodes
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i fkg crack up just reading the plot descriptions for certain seinfeld episodes
the ‘typing’ bubble is fluttering furiouslt as people reply to this ignoramus conflating marriage with gender identity. lol
but why even bother. the ~19283757-ending profile names are not even human either literally or figuratively.
but why even bother. the ~19283757-ending profile names are not even human either literally or figuratively.
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the ‘typing’ bubble is fluttering furiouslt as people reply to this ignoramus conflating marriage with gender identity. lol
but why even bother. the ~19283757-ending profile names are not even human either literally or figuratively.
but why even bother. the ~19283757-ending profile names are not even human either literally or figuratively.
erm i dunno what to think about a renfaire im honokaa, a sleepy coastal town once a hub of sugar can plantations —but i guess since this is also near where roseanne barr had her macadamia farm homestead, maybe it did?
my mind is blown lol
yes milady, no milady, three bags full hah
my mind is blown lol
yes milady, no milady, three bags full hah
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
erm i dunno what to think about a renfaire im honokaa, a sleepy coastal town once a hub of sugar can plantations —but i guess since this is also near where roseanne barr had her macadamia farm homestead, maybe it did?
my mind is blown lol
yes milady, no milady, three bags full hah
my mind is blown lol
yes milady, no milady, three bags full hah
nobody tell me there is a better way to serialise this damn formula lol
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
nobody tell me there is a better way to serialise this damn formula lol
i didn't realise tim kaine was voting in the bloc of democrats to reopen the government with this continuing resolution; he with the 6 other dems -contrast with rand paul being the only republican to vote against this CR
fuck me
fuck me
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
i didn't realise tim kaine was voting in the bloc of democrats to reopen the government with this continuing resolution; he with the 6 other dems -contrast with rand paul being the only republican to vote against this CR
fuck me
fuck me
how do you know twas polls?
this! last week’s election results show no democrat won w/ more than 10 points ahead of their republican opponent.
despite the fact that they won (which is something!) no one aside from the NJ gov race showed a margin these oldasse dems feel familiar with as a mandate.
this! last week’s election results show no democrat won w/ more than 10 points ahead of their republican opponent.
despite the fact that they won (which is something!) no one aside from the NJ gov race showed a margin these oldasse dems feel familiar with as a mandate.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
how do you know twas polls?
this! last week’s election results show no democrat won w/ more than 10 points ahead of their republican opponent.
despite the fact that they won (which is something!) no one aside from the NJ gov race showed a margin these oldasse dems feel familiar with as a mandate.
this! last week’s election results show no democrat won w/ more than 10 points ahead of their republican opponent.
despite the fact that they won (which is something!) no one aside from the NJ gov race showed a margin these oldasse dems feel familiar with as a mandate.
if anybody knows university of hawaii women’s volleyball from 20 years ago and frank delima taxi ads, they’d know there’s a joke here with this joke lol
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
if anybody knows university of hawaii women’s volleyball from 20 years ago and frank delima taxi ads, they’d know there’s a joke here with this joke lol
oh they finally updated the team icon
but why not lens or authenticator?
but why not lens or authenticator?
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
oh they finally updated the team icon
but why not lens or authenticator?
but why not lens or authenticator?
asks the person who probably thinks the mould aftertaste in sprite is on purpose in certain establishments
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
asks the person who probably thinks the mould aftertaste in sprite is on purpose in certain establishments
like literally zero spent on electricity in june, july, and august.
maybe when the tinfoil hat folks say we jumped timelines, this is what they mean.
maybe when the tinfoil hat folks say we jumped timelines, this is what they mean.
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
like literally zero spent on electricity in june, july, and august.
maybe when the tinfoil hat folks say we jumped timelines, this is what they mean.
maybe when the tinfoil hat folks say we jumped timelines, this is what they mean.
wanna see a ceo out of touch with his company’s actual value proposition?
here on today’s earnings call, papa john’s ceo blamed consumer frugality for declining sales in wings.
except who in their right mind is buying 6 wings for $14.99 or 8 for $17.99?
when your pizza is $24.99?
🗣️ WRONG REASON!
here on today’s earnings call, papa john’s ceo blamed consumer frugality for declining sales in wings.
except who in their right mind is buying 6 wings for $14.99 or 8 for $17.99?
when your pizza is $24.99?
🗣️ WRONG REASON!
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
wanna see a ceo out of touch with his company’s actual value proposition?
here on today’s earnings call, papa john’s ceo blamed consumer frugality for declining sales in wings.
except who in their right mind is buying 6 wings for $14.99 or 8 for $17.99?
when your pizza is $24.99?
🗣️ WRONG REASON!
here on today’s earnings call, papa john’s ceo blamed consumer frugality for declining sales in wings.
except who in their right mind is buying 6 wings for $14.99 or 8 for $17.99?
when your pizza is $24.99?
🗣️ WRONG REASON!
wasn't gonna post this bc i didn't want anyone to misconstrue intent (since i am most certainly not making light of people in need)
but im posting bc how sad! the local food bank had to do a food distribution on-post at a location for military & civilian DOD! shameful shithole country.
but im posting bc how sad! the local food bank had to do a food distribution on-post at a location for military & civilian DOD! shameful shithole country.
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
wasn't gonna post this bc i didn't want anyone to misconstrue intent (since i am most certainly not making light of people in need)
but im posting bc how sad! the local food bank had to do a food distribution on-post at a location for military & civilian DOD! shameful shithole country.
but im posting bc how sad! the local food bank had to do a food distribution on-post at a location for military & civilian DOD! shameful shithole country.
not to be a jerk because catastrophic loss of life is an actual precedence in the scheme of things.
but i figure my stuff wouldn't have been on that flight when it's scheduled for delivery next week, right? right! or?
but i figure my stuff wouldn't have been on that flight when it's scheduled for delivery next week, right? right! or?
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
not to be a jerk because catastrophic loss of life is an actual precedence in the scheme of things.
but i figure my stuff wouldn't have been on that flight when it's scheduled for delivery next week, right? right! or?
but i figure my stuff wouldn't have been on that flight when it's scheduled for delivery next week, right? right! or?
the washington dot posted this for the upcoming rain —complete with geoduck lmao
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the washington dot posted this for the upcoming rain —complete with geoduck lmao
also im sorry because im genX so this is what i picture when i hear someone say zohran or i see his campaign branding
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
also im sorry because im genX so this is what i picture when i hear someone say zohran or i see his campaign branding
speaking of mazda's candy paint process (called takuminuri), even this succinct description of it exudes passion and art
www.caranddriver.com/news/a645297...
www.caranddriver.com/news/a645297...
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
speaking of mazda's candy paint process (called takuminuri), even this succinct description of it exudes passion and art
www.caranddriver.com/news/a645297...
www.caranddriver.com/news/a645297...
when people ask this on so many videos about all kinds of animals, even if it’s not a stupid question, the premise of it only proves humans are this stupid for not realising animals are more self aware about poisonous vs safe from a thing called evolution.
it only fucks up when humans intervene.
it only fucks up when humans intervene.
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
when people ask this on so many videos about all kinds of animals, even if it’s not a stupid question, the premise of it only proves humans are this stupid for not realising animals are more self aware about poisonous vs safe from a thing called evolution.
it only fucks up when humans intervene.
it only fucks up when humans intervene.
who doesn’t love a good logistics rundown!
but also who knew atlas had a custom (or is it standard?) passenger setup for one of its 747s!
but also who knew atlas had a custom (or is it standard?) passenger setup for one of its 747s!
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
who doesn’t love a good logistics rundown!
but also who knew atlas had a custom (or is it standard?) passenger setup for one of its 747s!
but also who knew atlas had a custom (or is it standard?) passenger setup for one of its 747s!