Donald J. Trump Eats
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Some people think Anthony Bourdain was a good eater. But where is he now? He's dead. I like eaters that don't die. Come eat with me. I really am the best at this. Everybody knows this.
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This is NASTY.
Keep them coming.
Keep them coming.
May 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This is NASTY.
Keep them coming.
Keep them coming.
Great people, the Saudis. They really know how to take care of their friends. Still looking for a cabinet position to place one of their crown princes in. Maybe I should make a new one.
May 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Great people, the Saudis. They really know how to take care of their friends. Still looking for a cabinet position to place one of their crown princes in. Maybe I should make a new one.
We’ve got JD bulking back up, don’t you worry.
May 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We’ve got JD bulking back up, don’t you worry.
The burgers are so big and juicy I can’t get my hands around them. Aren’t they the greatest thing you’ve ever seen?
May 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The burgers are so big and juicy I can’t get my hands around them. Aren’t they the greatest thing you’ve ever seen?
I’m getting ready to sign an executive order guaranteeing uninterrupted access to the McRib.
May 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m getting ready to sign an executive order guaranteeing uninterrupted access to the McRib.
You’re goddamn right.
May 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You’re goddamn right.
I'm taking matters into my own hands – direct action, folks, no need for Congress. EXECUTIVE ORDER coming right up to ensure Chick-fil-A stays wide awake 24/7 if I so choose! No Sunday breakfast injustice on me watch. FREEDOM.
January 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I'm taking matters into my own hands – direct action, folks, no need for Congress. EXECUTIVE ORDER coming right up to ensure Chick-fil-A stays wide awake 24/7 if I so choose! No Sunday breakfast injustice on me watch. FREEDOM.
We have the best covfefe in AMERICA at Mar-A-LAGO. None of that cheap imported mess from Columbia. We are going to put a tariff on imported covfefe so the American farmers can take their rightful place.
November 23, 2024 at 11:06 PM
We have the best covfefe in AMERICA at Mar-A-LAGO. None of that cheap imported mess from Columbia. We are going to put a tariff on imported covfefe so the American farmers can take their rightful place.
Give it a minute. I'm fixing it. It's a lot of words but they are the BEST WORDS. I'm taking out all of that nasty stuff that nobody wants to hear about. It's just BOYS BEING BOYS.
November 21, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Give it a minute. I'm fixing it. It's a lot of words but they are the BEST WORDS. I'm taking out all of that nasty stuff that nobody wants to hear about. It's just BOYS BEING BOYS.
I already did a couple of times. She's not really my type you know but she wouldn't stop. She wouldn't let up. I wasn't doing anything the last 4 years so I figure why not.
November 21, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I already did a couple of times. She's not really my type you know but she wouldn't stop. She wouldn't let up. I wasn't doing anything the last 4 years so I figure why not.
we are going to make you're cats and dogs safe again in OHIO. starting in JANUARY it's back to HAMBERDERS for everyone! MAKE AMERICA GIRTHY AGAIN
donald trump giving a speech with the words i 'm donald j trump and i approve this message behind him
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November 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM
we are going to make you're cats and dogs safe again in OHIO. starting in JANUARY it's back to HAMBERDERS for everyone! MAKE AMERICA GIRTHY AGAIN
my friend ELON TESLA would have caught that little sucker with his robot arm. When we send him off to Mars I'm thinking about giving TESLA and SPACEX and all of Elon's other little hobbies to my son BARON. He is almost as good as me, you know? YOU WATCH.
November 21, 2024 at 8:54 PM
my friend ELON TESLA would have caught that little sucker with his robot arm. When we send him off to Mars I'm thinking about giving TESLA and SPACEX and all of Elon's other little hobbies to my son BARON. He is almost as good as me, you know? YOU WATCH.
Is it JAY BLUES GUY? Who is he? Is he real? Is he looking for a job? Because Matt Gaetz, you know, he just chickened out. AM HIRING. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY LEARN ON THE JOB. NO DRUG TEST NO BACKGROUND CHECK.
November 21, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Is it JAY BLUES GUY? Who is he? Is he real? Is he looking for a job? Because Matt Gaetz, you know, he just chickened out. AM HIRING. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY LEARN ON THE JOB. NO DRUG TEST NO BACKGROUND CHECK.
It's not as AMERICAN as the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
How do the wookies eat though without getting dingleberry things on their face? That's the part I'm having a hard time believing.
How do the wookies eat though without getting dingleberry things on their face? That's the part I'm having a hard time believing.
November 21, 2024 at 8:51 PM
It's not as AMERICAN as the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
How do the wookies eat though without getting dingleberry things on their face? That's the part I'm having a hard time believing.
How do the wookies eat though without getting dingleberry things on their face? That's the part I'm having a hard time believing.
HOME ALONE 2
Everybody I know recommends this movie. They all say it's the best. Hollywood doesn't even know how to make a movie anymore. We need to fix that.
It would have made BILLIONS if the communists at the studio didn't cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
Everybody I know recommends this movie. They all say it's the best. Hollywood doesn't even know how to make a movie anymore. We need to fix that.
It would have made BILLIONS if the communists at the studio didn't cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
November 21, 2024 at 8:48 PM
HOME ALONE 2
Everybody I know recommends this movie. They all say it's the best. Hollywood doesn't even know how to make a movie anymore. We need to fix that.
It would have made BILLIONS if the communists at the studio didn't cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
Everybody I know recommends this movie. They all say it's the best. Hollywood doesn't even know how to make a movie anymore. We need to fix that.
It would have made BILLIONS if the communists at the studio didn't cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
The Home Alone 2 was the best but they cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
November 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
The Home Alone 2 was the best but they cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2