Donald J. Trump Eats
@djteats.bsky.social
Some people think Anthony Bourdain was a good eater. But where is he now? He's dead. I like eaters that don't die. Come eat with me. I really am the best at this. Everybody knows this.
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We’ve got JD bulking back up, don’t you worry.
May 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We’ve got JD bulking back up, don’t you worry.
Give it a minute. I'm fixing it. It's a lot of words but they are the BEST WORDS. I'm taking out all of that nasty stuff that nobody wants to hear about. It's just BOYS BEING BOYS.
November 21, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Give it a minute. I'm fixing it. It's a lot of words but they are the BEST WORDS. I'm taking out all of that nasty stuff that nobody wants to hear about. It's just BOYS BEING BOYS.
HOME ALONE 2
Everybody I know recommends this movie. They all say it's the best. Hollywood doesn't even know how to make a movie anymore. We need to fix that.
It would have made BILLIONS if the communists at the studio didn't cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
Everybody I know recommends this movie. They all say it's the best. Hollywood doesn't even know how to make a movie anymore. We need to fix that.
It would have made BILLIONS if the communists at the studio didn't cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
November 21, 2024 at 8:48 PM
HOME ALONE 2
Everybody I know recommends this movie. They all say it's the best. Hollywood doesn't even know how to make a movie anymore. We need to fix that.
It would have made BILLIONS if the communists at the studio didn't cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
Everybody I know recommends this movie. They all say it's the best. Hollywood doesn't even know how to make a movie anymore. We need to fix that.
It would have made BILLIONS if the communists at the studio didn't cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
Everybody is saying I am the best at memes. Is that true? I think it's true. Everybody thinks it's true. Nobody memes like me. Nobody.
November 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Everybody is saying I am the best at memes. Is that true? I think it's true. Everybody thinks it's true. Nobody memes like me. Nobody.
What even happened to the LARGE FRIES? They used to be so big, you know? BIG and AMERICAN. Now they are small. This is the CHINA EFFECT. They are trying to make everything smaller. Make US smaller so we aren't TOUGH.
REAL AMERICAN MEN EAT FRIES. BIGLY.
REAL AMERICAN MEN EAT FRIES. BIGLY.
November 21, 2024 at 8:24 PM
What even happened to the LARGE FRIES? They used to be so big, you know? BIG and AMERICAN. Now they are small. This is the CHINA EFFECT. They are trying to make everything smaller. Make US smaller so we aren't TOUGH.
REAL AMERICAN MEN EAT FRIES. BIGLY.
REAL AMERICAN MEN EAT FRIES. BIGLY.
