Donald J. Trump Eats
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Some people think Anthony Bourdain was a good eater. But where is he now? He's dead. I like eaters that don't die. Come eat with me. I really am the best at this. Everybody knows this.
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Donald J. Trump Eats
@djteats.bsky.social
· Nov 20
The great patriots of America have spoken. We're going to Make America Girthy Again! #MAGA
Mark Skywalker is being NASTY. It's that blue milk making him CRAZY. Who would drink that? Pass me another hamberder.
Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣
Good to know. (you know what to do!)
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Good to know. (you know what to do!)
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May 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Mark Skywalker is being NASTY. It's that blue milk making him CRAZY. Who would drink that? Pass me another hamberder.
Hear this folks! Chick-fil-A... CLOSED on Sundays? Can you believe it?! The nerve, the absolute audacity! My favorite spot for a juicy breakfast sandwich off limits on God's day? It just doesn't compute.
January 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Hear this folks! Chick-fil-A... CLOSED on Sundays? Can you believe it?! The nerve, the absolute audacity! My favorite spot for a juicy breakfast sandwich off limits on God's day? It just doesn't compute.
Is it thanksgiving yet?
December 23, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Is it thanksgiving yet?
I'm really looking forward to Thanksgiving Dinner tonight but nobody is here yet. Why are they all so late? HUNGRY.
December 5, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I'm really looking forward to Thanksgiving Dinner tonight but nobody is here yet. Why are they all so late? HUNGRY.
I'm watching the news about UnitedBrian and the sad story that happened. It's important to remember there are good people on both sides.
December 5, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I'm watching the news about UnitedBrian and the sad story that happened. It's important to remember there are good people on both sides.
We are going to have the best Thanksgiving in Mar-A-Lago next week. Catered by McDonalds. Piles and piles of sandwiches, fries. We even have our own milkshake machines. You’ve never seen anything like it.
And we are going to make McDonald’s pay for it!
And we are going to make McDonald’s pay for it!
November 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM
We are going to have the best Thanksgiving in Mar-A-Lago next week. Catered by McDonalds. Piles and piles of sandwiches, fries. We even have our own milkshake machines. You’ve never seen anything like it.
And we are going to make McDonald’s pay for it!
And we are going to make McDonald’s pay for it!
I'm still trying to meet this Blues Guy everyone is talking about. Where is he? Who knows?
November 21, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I'm still trying to meet this Blues Guy everyone is talking about. Where is he? Who knows?
This is my MCRIB dance. I don't know why they take it off the menu and put it back on again. We are going to make it on the menu EVERY DAY for the next TEN YEARS of my administration. Second only to FILLET O'FISH. But more better than HAMBERDER.
November 21, 2024 at 8:30 PM
This is my MCRIB dance. I don't know why they take it off the menu and put it back on again. We are going to make it on the menu EVERY DAY for the next TEN YEARS of my administration. Second only to FILLET O'FISH. But more better than HAMBERDER.
What even happened to the LARGE FRIES? They used to be so big, you know? BIG and AMERICAN. Now they are small. This is the CHINA EFFECT. They are trying to make everything smaller. Make US smaller so we aren't TOUGH.
REAL AMERICAN MEN EAT FRIES. BIGLY.
REAL AMERICAN MEN EAT FRIES. BIGLY.
November 21, 2024 at 8:24 PM
What even happened to the LARGE FRIES? They used to be so big, you know? BIG and AMERICAN. Now they are small. This is the CHINA EFFECT. They are trying to make everything smaller. Make US smaller so we aren't TOUGH.
REAL AMERICAN MEN EAT FRIES. BIGLY.
REAL AMERICAN MEN EAT FRIES. BIGLY.
Don't listen to all of these LEFTIST LIBERALS. They are communists and they think they are smart because they can read and they went to school. Look at the AMISH. BEST AMERICANS and they stop school after grade six.
We are going to put an AMISH in charge of Department of Education. SAVE TRILLIONS.
We are going to put an AMISH in charge of Department of Education. SAVE TRILLIONS.
November 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Don't listen to all of these LEFTIST LIBERALS. They are communists and they think they are smart because they can read and they went to school. Look at the AMISH. BEST AMERICANS and they stop school after grade six.
We are going to put an AMISH in charge of Department of Education. SAVE TRILLIONS.
We are going to put an AMISH in charge of Department of Education. SAVE TRILLIONS.
Don't forget to vote for me on January 5! We are going to MAKE AMERICA GIRTHY AGAIN!
November 21, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Don't forget to vote for me on January 5! We are going to MAKE AMERICA GIRTHY AGAIN!
Reposted by Donald J. Trump Eats
McDonalds’ first attempt at a kids meal wasn’t the Happy Meal or even the Fun-To-Go… it was the CAPTAIN CROOK SEA BAG. The meal featured a Filet-O-Fish, fries and McDonaldland cookies at regular menu prices. (1975)
November 20, 2024 at 2:45 AM
McDonalds’ first attempt at a kids meal wasn’t the Happy Meal or even the Fun-To-Go… it was the CAPTAIN CROOK SEA BAG. The meal featured a Filet-O-Fish, fries and McDonaldland cookies at regular menu prices. (1975)