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I need about tree fiddy
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Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…

The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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FROM SHAMS:

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.
February 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Never has there been more appeal energy in one frame
#AUSvIND #cricket
December 30, 2024 at 6:59 AM
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Here's one thing about Twittxit or whatever this great migration from Muskworld is being called:

It's probably a good thing Indian cricket fans haven't yet arrived.

I'm not sure I could handle replying to idiots on two platforms simultaneously...

(cracking pic from @collinsadam.bsky.social!)
December 30, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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How it started how it’s going
December 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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So when we remove birthright citizenship can we go by the mother? Because:

Don Jr was born in 1977
Ivanka was born in 1981
Eric was born in 1984

Ivana became a US citizen in 1988.

Barron was born in March 2006

Melania became a US citizen in July 2006.

Trump’s entire family would be deported.
December 9, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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The Hunter Biden story is a perfect encapsulation of what’s wrong with American media:

Is it a story? Sure.

But every newspaper in America devoting front page headlines to Hunter fucking Biden while Trump appoints a cabal of rapists, racists and con-men to positions of enormous power is MADNESS.
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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See this is exactly why I get so persnickity about fonts
November 25, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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Street art perfection!
November 22, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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What happened here with Don Jr at the SpaceX launch today
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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A daytime TV doctor, a professional wrestling CEO, and a Fox and Friends host walk into a bar after work at the White House.
November 20, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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imagine trailing milf messenger
Bluesky is number 1.
November 17, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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So Matt Gaetz is about to be the subject of a damning House Ethics Committee report exposing his illegal behavior… and in order to give him a pretense under which he could resign and evade accountability… Trump offered him the role of the top law enforcement official in the United States of America.
November 14, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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People on the other site are legitimately mad that Blue Sky is gaining traction.

You're leaving this nazi-run bot farm because you're "tired of wading through porn to talk fantasy football?" Virtue-signaling snowflake!
November 14, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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