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David Jorgensen
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Fingertips. Fiiingeeertiiiiiiiips.
I'm a tired. Time for an 8 am nap.

...Man I'm getting old.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Reposted by David Jorgensen
I asked the one high ranking policeman I saw on 5th Ave why there were so few police. He said “We did not expect anything like this. Don’t tell anyone but I’ve only got 44 officers out here — and it’s a great crowd, great event, no incidents.”
I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If hell exists, it is spending eternity fixing raw CSS that an AI wrote.

#programming #css #html #webdev
March 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
#gubbins Message for Monkee 🐵
February 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Reposted by David Jorgensen
I beg of Republicans, read a book.
February 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Daily #gubbins postcards.
February 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
会说中文吗?加我啊!我想与您交换口袋妖怪卡,这样我就可以收集中文卡片。 #TCGP #Pokemon

Speak Chinese? Add me! I want to trade Pokemon cards with you so I can collect Chinese language cards.

Friend code: 0108-5100-2150-6684
February 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
#gubbins daily challenge
January 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"I have a dream that, one day, people will celebrate my birthday by not going to work and instead by taking a nap." -Martin Luther King Jr., probably
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by David Jorgensen
I’m against the TikTok ban, but the last 24 hours has been a masterclass in manipulation by Trump and Shou.
Trump-TikTok scandal SURGES INTO SPOTLIGHT
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
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January 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by David Jorgensen
I wonder if it would be of any comfort to tell the women being condemned to death during the Salem witch trials that this'll be a musical someday
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Today, our child chose my wife's breast milk over a cup of chocolate milk. I think that's the most flattering compliment I've ever seen a child give their mother.
November 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Saw a cat snoozing in the background of a work video call, and I've never felt more jealous
November 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I've been on Bluesky for a couple days and have yet to encounter any Rayleighs. Perhaps they scattered?
November 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM