Nightmare blunt rotation right there.

Happy Valentines Day, everyone! ♥️ I edited together some special Valentines Day cards, dedicated to anyone who didn’t receive a card today! 🤟🏻

✨ would you like to pick up where you left off? ✨

Nobody in LA wants him or his stank ass beer. Get that old, racist bitch the hell out of our city.

*At the grocery store*

Mom: “Are those cookies over there?”

Me: “Nah. That shelf is like a dance floor with no rhythm. Only crackers.”

I’m still chasing that feeling I had when I got Heelys for Christmas in ‘02 ♥️

My husband and I went to a dog adoption event yesterday to hang out with our older son and his girlfriend, who were volunteering there. We were NOT going to adopt another dog. Absolutely, positively NOT.

Meet our new 3-month-old puppy (a rescue from PR). She adopted us, lol. Any ideas for a name? 🐶

It’s like I see him everywhere I go 😞

when you sleep with a tank top and wake up with one titty out 😊😊😊

This is the kind of shit I create when I’m bored. 😐

moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car

if you see this post your favorite Pokémon

A year ago today I posted on twitter that I was taking a break from the site... and then never went back.

For me, life is much better without it. I didn't realize how much the constant anger and drama were affecting me until I was free of it. Thank you @bsky.app for this lovely place to restart. ☺️

I’m not like other girls. I know what I want for dinner. I’ve been thinking about it since lunch

One of those nights 😌

I think we should start hanging out at the library together

It’s nice to not see porn everywhere lol

Missed out on Sexiest Man Alive 2024.

This one hurt. I’ve basically been showing off like I already had it in the bag. Oof. Gotta show some humility now. 😒

Just ripped my favorite pair of pants & McDonald’s only gave me 9 McNuggets in my 10 piece.
;( #humpday