DP
@djcp87.bsky.social
Antifascist, underachiever, emo enthusiast, cricketer.
Deutsche Lerner und St. Pauli.
Deutsche Lerner und St. Pauli.
Ja, naturlich. Aber wann ich einer Witz über ihre Fahrradtour und Nazis-auf-bikes gemacht, everyone loses their mind.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ja, naturlich. Aber wann ich einer Witz über ihre Fahrradtour und Nazis-auf-bikes gemacht, everyone loses their mind.
Otto English melting down over the slightest criticism in what he thought was his cosy liberal echo chamber. Lovely.
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Otto English melting down over the slightest criticism in what he thought was his cosy liberal echo chamber. Lovely.
Bringing back the “Pauli Bingo” card.
August 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Bringing back the “Pauli Bingo” card.
I did it all for the nook-diddly-ookie
March 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I did it all for the nook-diddly-ookie
Her husband being the head of the Neo-Nazi Azov Battalion.
March 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Her husband being the head of the Neo-Nazi Azov Battalion.
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But have we considered: Red Team good?
Rachel Reeves plans more austerity, including cuts to social security benefits and cuts to civil service jobs.
So exactly the same as the Tories were proposing pre-election? Meet the new boss ...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
So exactly the same as the Tories were proposing pre-election? Meet the new boss ...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Treasury earmarks billions in spending cuts ahead of Spring Statement
Cuts to areas including welfare will be put to the official forecaster ahead of the Spring Statement.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
But have we considered: Red Team good?
St. Pauli
St. Pauli
St. Pauli
February 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
St. Pauli
Taps sign
January 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Taps sign
Starmer causing the Jonathan Pie to have a meltdown is fucking hilarious. Did have the left to start with, and now losing aggro centrists.
January 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Starmer causing the Jonathan Pie to have a meltdown is fucking hilarious. Did have the left to start with, and now losing aggro centrists.
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Always thank the bus driver.
![Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jky6uuetr73nlbaml6ytlzbi/bafkreibjh2gbp75z5bojibdoefdpfdwlclxwspai2i7qfjotajpraru3zm@jpeg)
January 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Always thank the bus driver.
Happy Christmas to Craft Beer Wankers everywhere.
January 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Happy Christmas to Craft Beer Wankers everywhere.
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I know neurodivergence is a spectrum, but when I get overwhelmed I don’t throw up Fascist salutes. I just have a meltdown in big Tesco because the other half wants to put rigatoni in the mac and cheese.
January 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I know neurodivergence is a spectrum, but when I get overwhelmed I don’t throw up Fascist salutes. I just have a meltdown in big Tesco because the other half wants to put rigatoni in the mac and cheese.
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Hey I called it
Elon: “Heil Hitler”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey I called it
#fcsp müssen mir eine neues Herz kaufen.
a close up of a black and white cat 's face with its tongue out .
ALT: a close up of a black and white cat 's face with its tongue out .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
#fcsp müssen mir eine neues Herz kaufen.
Yesterday it was that weird beaver guys chopper and Bonnie blue. Today Charlie Hebdo cartoons of musk getting fucked in the ass by Trump. What a terrible week to have eyes.
January 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Yesterday it was that weird beaver guys chopper and Bonnie blue. Today Charlie Hebdo cartoons of musk getting fucked in the ass by Trump. What a terrible week to have eyes.
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Elon Musk’s fascist turn isn’t puzzling at all.
It’s all about labour 🧵
It’s all about labour 🧵
January 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Elon Musk’s fascist turn isn’t puzzling at all.
It’s all about labour 🧵
It’s all about labour 🧵
Other half reads fantasy smut (thing fairy’s fucking, I think there’s some tentacles idk). Saw a list of the top smut books of last year.
Sent it to the family chat with her parents in it and not straight to her.
Sent it to the family chat with her parents in it and not straight to her.
a woman with a no smoking sign on the wall behind her
ALT: a woman with a no smoking sign on the wall behind her
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Other half reads fantasy smut (thing fairy’s fucking, I think there’s some tentacles idk). Saw a list of the top smut books of last year.
Sent it to the family chat with her parents in it and not straight to her.
Sent it to the family chat with her parents in it and not straight to her.
Elon screaming into the void for the next 4.5 years may turn me full melt 🙃
January 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Elon screaming into the void for the next 4.5 years may turn me full melt 🙃
I hate to be all Francis Bourgeois on main, but no one will miss a Super Voyager when they are gone.
December 2, 2024 at 6:12 AM
I hate to be all Francis Bourgeois on main, but no one will miss a Super Voyager when they are gone.
Was weiß ich?
November 29, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Was weiß ich?