@divadujour.bsky.social
Looking for my peeps here. East Coast/West Coast vibes. Feeling blue. #BringThemHomeNow 🎗️🇺🇸🇮🇱.
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Exactly what we need. A Louis XIV–class battleship.
December 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Exactly what we need. A Louis XIV–class battleship.
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Rob Reiner (1947–2025)
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Rob Reiner (1947–2025)
Rabbi Brous, Thank you.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“I’m tired of looking for the silver lining after such tragedies.” writes Rabbi Sharon Brous. "But as a spiritual matter, I urgently need the silver lining. I need the hints of humanity that remind us that what is is not what must be."
“I’m tired of looking for the silver lining after such tragedies.” writes Rabbi Sharon Brous. "But as a spiritual matter, I urgently need the silver lining. I need the hints of humanity that remind us that what is is not what must be."
Opinion | The Humanity Amid the Horror at Bondi Beach
We must not succumb to the darkness of hate and fear.
nyti.ms
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Rabbi Brous, Thank you.
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Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
@alyankovic.bsky.social great bumping into last night with chef Susan Feniger. Come by Socalo in Santa Monica - a California canteen and Mexican pub. Happy Holidays.
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
@alyankovic.bsky.social great bumping into last night with chef Susan Feniger. Come by Socalo in Santa Monica - a California canteen and Mexican pub. Happy Holidays.
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Cassidy continues to pay lip service to the public health catastrophe he created with his cowardice.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Cassidy continues to pay lip service to the public health catastrophe he created with his cowardice.
Frank O. Gehry, Titan of Architecture, Is Dead at 96 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
Frank O. Gehry, Titan of Architecture, Is Dead at 96
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Frank O. Gehry, Titan of Architecture, Is Dead at 96 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
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Mark Kelly on the Trump/Hegseth boat strikes: "If orders are illegal, not only do they not have to follow them, they are legally required not to follow them."
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Mark Kelly on the Trump/Hegseth boat strikes: "If orders are illegal, not only do they not have to follow them, they are legally required not to follow them."
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"Of course he knew about the girls"
Check out our billboards in Times Square featuring Jeffrey Epstein's emails about Donald Trump. 👇
Check out our billboards in Times Square featuring Jeffrey Epstein's emails about Donald Trump. 👇
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Of course he knew about the girls"
Check out our billboards in Times Square featuring Jeffrey Epstein's emails about Donald Trump. 👇
Check out our billboards in Times Square featuring Jeffrey Epstein's emails about Donald Trump. 👇
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Does the FAA affect wifi at the airports? No connection at LAX.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Does the FAA affect wifi at the airports? No connection at LAX.
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It looks even worse by video 😢
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It looks even worse by video 😢
You crushed it @ezralevin.bsky.social @leahgreenberg.bsky.social 👊
Leah and I just got off the stage in DC. More than 200k. Double what we saw for Hands Off! This movement is incredible.
We’re better than fear. We’re braver than billionaires. We’re bigger than ever. And we will win. #NoKings
We’re better than fear. We’re braver than billionaires. We’re bigger than ever. And we will win. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You crushed it @ezralevin.bsky.social @leahgreenberg.bsky.social 👊
Trump full on Catskills performer speaking to world leaders after signing the Gaza Ceasefire Deal.
October 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Trump full on Catskills performer speaking to world leaders after signing the Gaza Ceasefire Deal.
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#NeverForget that Trump freed this guy first.
October 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
#NeverForget that Trump freed this guy first.
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Today marks the first day in the 55-year history of PBS and 54-year history of NPR that public media has broadcast to its audiences without federal funding. But even though lots of local outlets are at risk, PBS and NPR are still here, providing fair, accurate news coverage and will not be silenced.
October 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Today marks the first day in the 55-year history of PBS and 54-year history of NPR that public media has broadcast to its audiences without federal funding. But even though lots of local outlets are at risk, PBS and NPR are still here, providing fair, accurate news coverage and will not be silenced.
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I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
June 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
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RFK Jr. can’t continue to serve as the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
I’m drafting articles of impeachment to remove him from office.
I’m drafting articles of impeachment to remove him from office.
September 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
RFK Jr. can’t continue to serve as the Secretary of Health and Human Services.
I’m drafting articles of impeachment to remove him from office.
I’m drafting articles of impeachment to remove him from office.
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Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
September 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
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wrote about Comey, arguably the first capitulator in advance.
trying to palliate trump led to the destruction of basically everything he was trying to preserve. it feels like we should learn from that. www.publicnotice.co/p/comey-indi...
trying to palliate trump led to the destruction of basically everything he was trying to preserve. it feels like we should learn from that. www.publicnotice.co/p/comey-indi...
Comey and the lesson of pre-capitulation
He tried to palliate bad faith Republicans. Now we're all paying the price.
www.publicnotice.co
September 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
wrote about Comey, arguably the first capitulator in advance.
trying to palliate trump led to the destruction of basically everything he was trying to preserve. it feels like we should learn from that. www.publicnotice.co/p/comey-indi...
trying to palliate trump led to the destruction of basically everything he was trying to preserve. it feels like we should learn from that. www.publicnotice.co/p/comey-indi...
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Today we launched a website to track how much orange assface plays golf. We’re guessing this thing is gonna get a workout! Bookmark it. Enjoy! More: TrumpGolfTrack.com
Trump Golf Track
Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.
TrumpGolfTrack.com
January 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Today we launched a website to track how much orange assface plays golf. We’re guessing this thing is gonna get a workout! Bookmark it. Enjoy! More: TrumpGolfTrack.com
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Oh no not this, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible
September 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Oh no not this, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible
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You guys are the fucking best.
I want you to know what a triumph this is. The Onion was the most respected comedy publication around. Then it went absolutely in the shitter, and for years.
For it to be not just back and hilarious, but taking a critical stand for good...
Amazing work.
I want you to know what a triumph this is. The Onion was the most respected comedy publication around. Then it went absolutely in the shitter, and for years.
For it to be not just back and hilarious, but taking a critical stand for good...
Amazing work.
September 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You guys are the fucking best.
I want you to know what a triumph this is. The Onion was the most respected comedy publication around. Then it went absolutely in the shitter, and for years.
For it to be not just back and hilarious, but taking a critical stand for good...
Amazing work.
I want you to know what a triumph this is. The Onion was the most respected comedy publication around. Then it went absolutely in the shitter, and for years.
For it to be not just back and hilarious, but taking a critical stand for good...
Amazing work.