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@dither-fish.bsky.social
Just here for the burgers
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I am the littlest of guys, sir. The smallest of birthday boys. Can you not find a more deserving target of your wrath, one not as marked by smollness of bean as I?
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I am the littlest of guys, sir. The smallest of birthday boys. Can you not find a more deserving target of your wrath, one not as marked by smollness of bean as I?
Stay alive to spite your enemies
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Stay alive to spite your enemies
Recently the Large Cat has started sitting on my lap and by lap I mean the majority of my lower body
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Recently the Large Cat has started sitting on my lap and by lap I mean the majority of my lower body
Nothing but winter oysters for the next 6 months I guess
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nothing but winter oysters for the next 6 months I guess
✨ondansetron✨
✨scolpolamine✨
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
✨ondansetron✨
Went to check out a new fossil site today and maybe went a little overboard
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Went to check out a new fossil site today and maybe went a little overboard
Today I found a python script that had some js crammed in there for visualizations, which is fine except that they defined colors by choosing a colormap from fcking matplotlib and referencing relative positions within that map. Like give me the color that is a quarter of the way through viridis.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Today I found a python script that had some js crammed in there for visualizations, which is fine except that they defined colors by choosing a colormap from fcking matplotlib and referencing relative positions within that map. Like give me the color that is a quarter of the way through viridis.
Adulthood is just hives covering progressively more and more of your body
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Adulthood is just hives covering progressively more and more of your body
We found exactly 100 teeth today
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We found exactly 100 teeth today
Have you ever wanted to be bludgeoned into submission by a bowl of ramen
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Have you ever wanted to be bludgeoned into submission by a bowl of ramen
“The following video contains spoilers for Silksong and the old and new testaments”
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“The following video contains spoilers for Silksong and the old and new testaments”
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OH
WELL
WHY
NOT
WELL
WHY
NOT
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
OH
WELL
WHY
NOT
WELL
WHY
NOT
Welcome to the autoimmune hellscape that is my late 30s
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Welcome to the autoimmune hellscape that is my late 30s
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
Casually telling Burger how my mom changed a character in her name from “dove” to a kind of ancient Chinese weapon during the cultural revolution. Burger asks what kind of weapon. I realize I don’t know. Burger googles.
“…Your mom’s name is GOLDEN DAGGER-AXE???”
“…Your mom’s name is GOLDEN DAGGER-AXE???”
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Casually telling Burger how my mom changed a character in her name from “dove” to a kind of ancient Chinese weapon during the cultural revolution. Burger asks what kind of weapon. I realize I don’t know. Burger googles.
“…Your mom’s name is GOLDEN DAGGER-AXE???”
“…Your mom’s name is GOLDEN DAGGER-AXE???”
Incantation (2022) is the best horror movie I’ve seen in ages
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Incantation (2022) is the best horror movie I’ve seen in ages
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You Make Lemonade When It's Not The Fruit You Wanted
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You Make Lemonade When It's Not The Fruit You Wanted
POV you’re me in West Virginia
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
POV you’re me in West Virginia
For real though, if you’re prone to motion sickness and can get your hands on this stuff, get it. It’s called Aneron and it works for 24 hours without drowsiness. Because scolpolamine
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
For real though, if you’re prone to motion sickness and can get your hands on this stuff, get it. It’s called Aneron and it works for 24 hours without drowsiness. Because scolpolamine
✨scolpolamine✨
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
✨scolpolamine✨
SELAMAT PAGI MOTHERFUCKERS
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
SELAMAT PAGI MOTHERFUCKERS
I love going places with @burg.bsky.social because we have different eyes for photos and looking at them afterwards is always really fun. Anyway here are mine from Battle Creek Cypress Swamp
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love going places with @burg.bsky.social because we have different eyes for photos and looking at them afterwards is always really fun. Anyway here are mine from Battle Creek Cypress Swamp
West-fucking-Virginia everybody
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
West-fucking-Virginia everybody
Passed a truck on the side of the road selling bonsai like it was produce or BBQ. God I love West Virginia
November 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Passed a truck on the side of the road selling bonsai like it was produce or BBQ. God I love West Virginia