no gods, no masters, only alts
@dither-fish.bsky.social
Just here for the burgers
Recently the Large Cat has started sitting on my lap and by lap I mean the majority of my lower body
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Recently the Large Cat has started sitting on my lap and by lap I mean the majority of my lower body
Nothing but winter oysters for the next 6 months I guess
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nothing but winter oysters for the next 6 months I guess
Went to check out a new fossil site today and maybe went a little overboard
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Went to check out a new fossil site today and maybe went a little overboard
We found exactly 100 teeth today
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We found exactly 100 teeth today
Have you ever wanted to be bludgeoned into submission by a bowl of ramen
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Have you ever wanted to be bludgeoned into submission by a bowl of ramen
POV you’re me in West Virginia
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
POV you’re me in West Virginia
For real though, if you’re prone to motion sickness and can get your hands on this stuff, get it. It’s called Aneron and it works for 24 hours without drowsiness. Because scolpolamine
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
For real though, if you’re prone to motion sickness and can get your hands on this stuff, get it. It’s called Aneron and it works for 24 hours without drowsiness. Because scolpolamine
SELAMAT PAGI MOTHERFUCKERS
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
SELAMAT PAGI MOTHERFUCKERS
I love going places with @burg.bsky.social because we have different eyes for photos and looking at them afterwards is always really fun. Anyway here are mine from Battle Creek Cypress Swamp
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love going places with @burg.bsky.social because we have different eyes for photos and looking at them afterwards is always really fun. Anyway here are mine from Battle Creek Cypress Swamp
West-fucking-Virginia everybody
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
West-fucking-Virginia everybody
A chicken in every pot and bananas on every doormat
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A chicken in every pot and bananas on every doormat
Do not date me
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Do not date me
Date night with burger
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Date night with burger
Context
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Context
Come stay in our guest room, this can be your roommate
October 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Come stay in our guest room, this can be your roommate
Did you know that sometimes when you get divorced they DON’T TELL YOU when it goes through?????
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Did you know that sometimes when you get divorced they DON’T TELL YOU when it goes through?????
Cat completely uninterested in normal fish but obsessed with kuhlis
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Cat completely uninterested in normal fish but obsessed with kuhlis
Spit in God’s eye and see if he blinks
October 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Spit in God’s eye and see if he blinks
Dragged @burg.bsky.social up a mountain today
October 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Dragged @burg.bsky.social up a mountain today
Kurt’s not crying but I am
October 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Kurt’s not crying but I am
Awww yeah
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Awww yeah