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ditanery.bsky.social
a Mariah me passa muito a vibe mãe recém divorciada
popculture2000s.bsky.social 2000s @popculture2000s.bsky.social · Sep 14
mariah carey stuns at the great wall of china. so diva 🦋
September 14, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
September 14, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Have a lucky Friday 13th
Friday the 13th comic by War and Peas. 1. The Slutty Witch walks under a ladder. She goes, "Hehe" 2. She sees a black cat and goes, "Hehe" 3. She has broken a mirror on the floor and goes, "Hehe" 4. She looks at her calendar and it's Friday the 13th. She goes "Hehe"
September 13, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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kekeflipnote.bsky.social
Little friend 💛
September 13, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
September 11, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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codfather.bsky.social
September 9, 2024 at 7:55 PM
ditanery.bsky.social
parece que as pessoas escolhem falar absurdos pra mim nos dias que eu tô mal-humorada

Amanda: imã de dor de cabeça
September 10, 2024 at 9:54 PM
ditanery.bsky.social
this seems to be a place where people like cats
so, this is my baby: Dom Afonso
September 6, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Respect IS a bummer
Panel 1: Two praying mantises are walking on a grassy field. One mantis named Timmy, wearing a backward cap and carrying a backpack, says, "Hey, Sally? Are you a praying mantis, too?" Panel 2: The second mantis, identified as Sally, with flower-like hair and also carrying a backpack, responds, "Yeah. Why?" The background shows a warm, orange sky. Panel 3: Timmy, looking at Sally with a wide smile, says, "Because you look drop-dead gorgeous!" The background has a red circular pattern. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a park bench where the first mantis is sitting next to a ladybug with glasses. The mantis, looking downcast, says, "She said, she respects me too much to rip off my head and eat it." The ladybug replies with a simple, "Bummer."
September 1, 2024 at 2:11 PM
ditanery.bsky.social
me sinto como um capitão nas grandes navegações desbravando terras novas

tirando o genocidio, obviamente
August 31, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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if I'm working on a saturday then the butterfly wings are staying on
a picture of me wearing my butterfly wings on the situation room zoom call
August 31, 2024 at 4:58 PM
ditanery.bsky.social
tem alguém aqui ou tão tentando usar o threads ainda?
August 31, 2024 at 3:32 PM