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DO YOU EVER LOOK AT CATS AND WONDER

HEY WHY DOES THIS LITTLE ANIMAL LIVE IN MY HOUSE?

WHAT IS IT DOING?

HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?
Guinness the black cat lying on a blue duvet with an excellent blep.
January 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 7:04 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man almost steps on a Banana Peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The Banana peel springs off the ground and latches on to the man's face. A muffled MMPH MMPH can heard. His stomach expands, much to his distress, and a banana bursts out amidst a flurry of intestinal viscera.
December 13, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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man runs thru field: HA HA HA man sniffs flower: SNIFFF *huge flower person runs up to bent over man* flower man: HA HA flower man sniffs man's butthole: SNIFFF
December 4, 2024 at 12:34 AM