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it’s so weird that their last name was the munster’s and they also were monsters. i mean what are the odds?
October 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
it’s so weird that their last name was the munster’s and they also were monsters. i mean what are the odds?
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imagine if there was a cartoon woman who had big brests and she came from japan
October 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
imagine if there was a cartoon woman who had big brests and she came from japan
i never take pictures of the moon because i know that someone else always will.
October 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i never take pictures of the moon because i know that someone else always will.
matt groening was on that island
Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?
October 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
matt groening was on that island
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sunn beta bass
October 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
sunn beta bass
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god has a plan for you and it's gonna hurt
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
god has a plan for you and it's gonna hurt
when someone says that they’re “thinking about kms,” that means they’re thinking about kilometers
August 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
when someone says that they’re “thinking about kms,” that means they’re thinking about kilometers
my back hurts
August 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my back hurts
not now kitten, daddy is boiling a labubu alive…
August 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
not now kitten, daddy is boiling a labubu alive…
do you think that god would have mercy on me (a sinner)
February 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
do you think that god would have mercy on me (a sinner)
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/ do not
enter the
egg house,,
/"""""""
plees do not do
it
enter the
egg house,,
/"""""""
plees do not do
it
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
/ do not
enter the
egg house,,
/"""""""
plees do not do
it
enter the
egg house,,
/"""""""
plees do not do
it
one must imagine casey anthony happy
February 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
one must imagine casey anthony happy
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Toxoplasmosis telepathic remote slave droning is real
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Toxoplasmosis telepathic remote slave droning is real
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i like basking in it’s glory.
February 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i like basking in it’s glory.
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You could kill a God same as you would kill a random stranger on the street. You'd upset many who cared for that God, likely causing consequences that way, but you'd not face any worse than what *could* be done to you in a world with no Gods. A sharpened stick or solid rock would be enough.
January 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You could kill a God same as you would kill a random stranger on the street. You'd upset many who cared for that God, likely causing consequences that way, but you'd not face any worse than what *could* be done to you in a world with no Gods. A sharpened stick or solid rock would be enough.
i lied about knowing how to use a computer.
January 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i lied about knowing how to use a computer.
i am having fun on the computer
November 21, 2023 at 9:19 PM
i am having fun on the computer