Godzilla McCartney
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I love it when the Wikipedia app glitches and doesn't update the photo between articles
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I love it when the Wikipedia app glitches and doesn't update the photo between articles
"So he was like out there hitting the car with the branch, it was so banter and Manuel was like..."
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"So he was like out there hitting the car with the branch, it was so banter and Manuel was like..."
It's going to be that Happy-Shopper-Rod-Stewart plumber cunt, isn't it?
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
It's going to be that Happy-Shopper-Rod-Stewart plumber cunt, isn't it?
I enjoyed this paragraph.
"The white poppies were first produced way back in 1933, in the aftermath of WW1, with the idea being that war should be avoided again in future at all costs..."
*Takes drag on cigarette*
"... didn't fucking work"
"The white poppies were first produced way back in 1933, in the aftermath of WW1, with the idea being that war should be avoided again in future at all costs..."
*Takes drag on cigarette*
"... didn't fucking work"
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I enjoyed this paragraph.
"The white poppies were first produced way back in 1933, in the aftermath of WW1, with the idea being that war should be avoided again in future at all costs..."
*Takes drag on cigarette*
"... didn't fucking work"
"The white poppies were first produced way back in 1933, in the aftermath of WW1, with the idea being that war should be avoided again in future at all costs..."
*Takes drag on cigarette*
"... didn't fucking work"
Same, maltloaf, same
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Same, maltloaf, same
You can't really see it here but still
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
You can't really see it here but still
"Jeffrey Dahmer's legacy marked by contents of freezer"
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"Jeffrey Dahmer's legacy marked by contents of freezer"
Oh no it doesn't.
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh no it doesn't.
Good, really. There's lots of people who do a great job fostering abandoned royals but they never really settle and tend to spray the walls if you're not careful.
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Good, really. There's lots of people who do a great job fostering abandoned royals but they never really settle and tend to spray the walls if you're not careful.
Same day? Thank god. I hate when I have to come and get them later in the week.
October 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Same day? Thank god. I hate when I have to come and get them later in the week.
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Prison? Could prison maybe be an option?
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Prison? Could prison maybe be an option?
Really impressed by Microsoft's new AI assistant
October 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Really impressed by Microsoft's new AI assistant
My kid's a big fan of Conan Gray, and wanted to get tickets for his upcoming tour. I'll be honest, his new image is quite a dramatic departure.
October 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
My kid's a big fan of Conan Gray, and wanted to get tickets for his upcoming tour. I'll be honest, his new image is quite a dramatic departure.
There's fusion cuisine and then there's... whatever this is.
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
There's fusion cuisine and then there's... whatever this is.
Oh great the retired colonels have gone woke now.
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Oh great the retired colonels have gone woke now.
The late Barry Cryer in a round of Uxbridge English Dictionary: "lavish - sort of like a toilet"
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The late Barry Cryer in a round of Uxbridge English Dictionary: "lavish - sort of like a toilet"
I don't know why LinkedIn promoted this to me but I will be nuclear fucking blocking it
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don't know why LinkedIn promoted this to me but I will be nuclear fucking blocking it
Looking at the CDs recommended for me by eBay, not one of which is anywhere near my actual tastes. I was however recommended this, which is such a dreadful bit of wordplay that I'm sort of impressed.
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Looking at the CDs recommended for me by eBay, not one of which is anywhere near my actual tastes. I was however recommended this, which is such a dreadful bit of wordplay that I'm sort of impressed.
This post led me to Roland Rat's wikipedia page, which led me to learn of this.
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This post led me to Roland Rat's wikipedia page, which led me to learn of this.