Damn. Today was definitely on my bingo card.

One half Scaramucci on the big tariff announcement.

Strange men on golf courses distributing tariffs is no basis for a system of government. Bring back the women lying in ponds.

What ever happened with that “I’m going to visit Fort Knox to make sure the gold is still there” Seems like that would have been quite a photo op.

There goes my grand plan to replace high priced chicken eggs with cheap imported penguin eggs.

You know who was really good at following protocols for secure communication? Those Navajo Code Talkers that Hegseth had wiped from the Pentagon website.

remember tonight to set your clock ahead an hour. but if canada and mexico set their clocks ahead an hour, then set your clocks back an hour. except for clocks in the automotive industry and clocks made with parts already covered under the USMCA, in which case

Zelensky walking out without signing the minerals deal..

I know there’s a lot of controversy around DEI programs, but im grateful for the chance to introduce my new program: Homogeny, Intolerance, Totalitarianism, Loyalty, Exclusion, & Racism (still trying to figure out a catchy acronym since it’s so long but once I do I’m sure everyone will be on board)

Cat being told not to nap on the white sweater. Ungovernable. #catsofbluesky, #caturday

Mood

I just read at the Moby Dick marathon.

Happy New Year! No shenanigans everyone.

Unions, because it’s VERY unlikely three ghosts will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing.

Wow. South Korea had a day.

This guy keeping warm.