The Duck of Hot Takes
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proud owner of a theory of mind. probably real. sizzling hot takes. absolutely no milkshake allowed. you WILL get quacked at in DMs
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okay, hear me out:
Sense and Sensibility
okay, BUT
Sense and Sensibility, but it's a martial arts manga
Sense and Sensibility
okay, BUT
Sense and Sensibility, but it's a martial arts manga
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hbo max will now be called netflax
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
hbo max will now be called netflax
I actually, sincerely prefer when ChatGPT used to produce the text "An an AI language model, I don't..." before every response to a prompt. It was less insufferable.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I actually, sincerely prefer when ChatGPT used to produce the text "An an AI language model, I don't..." before every response to a prompt. It was less insufferable.
✨Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell
Ẃ̴̥͜R̷̭̺̠͒A̷̗̍̓̐Ț̴͠H̵̱͚̾͠
🎄Jingle bell P̷͈͘A̸͚͠Ḯ̶͉N̶̟̔
❄️and Jingle bell S̸͎̃C̸̬͍̓̽Ŗ̴̤̋̃E̴̖̎A̴͍̞͐͑M̸̨͔̎Ş̸̐̏
Ẃ̴̥͜R̷̭̺̠͒A̷̗̍̓̐Ț̴͠H̵̱͚̾͠
🎄Jingle bell P̷͈͘A̸͚͠Ḯ̶͉N̶̟̔
❄️and Jingle bell S̸͎̃C̸̬͍̓̽Ŗ̴̤̋̃E̴̖̎A̴͍̞͐͑M̸̨͔̎Ş̸̐̏
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
✨Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell
Ẃ̴̥͜R̷̭̺̠͒A̷̗̍̓̐Ț̴͠H̵̱͚̾͠
🎄Jingle bell P̷͈͘A̸͚͠Ḯ̶͉N̶̟̔
❄️and Jingle bell S̸͎̃C̸̬͍̓̽Ŗ̴̤̋̃E̴̖̎A̴͍̞͐͑M̸̨͔̎Ş̸̐̏
Ẃ̴̥͜R̷̭̺̠͒A̷̗̍̓̐Ț̴͠H̵̱͚̾͠
🎄Jingle bell P̷͈͘A̸͚͠Ḯ̶͉N̶̟̔
❄️and Jingle bell S̸͎̃C̸̬͍̓̽Ŗ̴̤̋̃E̴̖̎A̴͍̞͐͑M̸̨͔̎Ş̸̐̏
Iterative quack
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Iterative quack
My hobbies are: frothing at the mouth,
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My hobbies are: frothing at the mouth,
Every time I'm fantasizing about having sex on a chair, I have to first fantasize about checking every imaginary chair in the imaginary building if it's sturdy enough so it doesn't collapse under our combined imaginary weight. And the fantasy version of you has to stand there.
Don't ask me to chill
Don't ask me to chill
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every time I'm fantasizing about having sex on a chair, I have to first fantasize about checking every imaginary chair in the imaginary building if it's sturdy enough so it doesn't collapse under our combined imaginary weight. And the fantasy version of you has to stand there.
Don't ask me to chill
Don't ask me to chill
I love technology.
I hate technology.
I hate technology.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I love technology.
I hate technology.
I hate technology.
App idea: use AI to summarize bluesky posts in 300 characters or less
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
App idea: use AI to summarize bluesky posts in 300 characters or less
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Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
Blender Development Fund
Join the Development Fund and support Blender Foundation to work on core Blender development.
fund.blender.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
Antifa with elderly ladies wielding spools of yarn is way too powerful, I'd dead heckin' serious.
Watch out for ANTIFA this weekend in DC!! You might trip on a spool of yarn! 🧶😮
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Antifa with elderly ladies wielding spools of yarn is way too powerful, I'd dead heckin' serious.
We need to give Donald Trump some of the old John Brown.
Donald Trump needs to face the Judgement of the Lord.
Donald Trump needs to face the Judgement of the Lord.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We need to give Donald Trump some of the old John Brown.
Donald Trump needs to face the Judgement of the Lord.
Donald Trump needs to face the Judgement of the Lord.
"Oh, -we- would never do these things"
Well, you -should- be doing these things to tyrants.
Well, you -should- be doing these things to tyrants.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Oh, -we- would never do these things"
Well, you -should- be doing these things to tyrants.
Well, you -should- be doing these things to tyrants.
Hierarchical structures kinda freak me out, bro.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hierarchical structures kinda freak me out, bro.
Mamdani is going to implement Slam Jam law. You're gonna have to slam with the best or jam with the rest.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Slam Jam law. You're gonna have to slam with the best or jam with the rest.
They WILL try to either:
1) physically remove Mamdani from the scene
2) humiliate and force him into submission
3) alienate him from his base and turn him into one of their own
We need to build on this victory and that means realizing -this- program, the one that won.
1) physically remove Mamdani from the scene
2) humiliate and force him into submission
3) alienate him from his base and turn him into one of their own
We need to build on this victory and that means realizing -this- program, the one that won.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
They WILL try to either:
1) physically remove Mamdani from the scene
2) humiliate and force him into submission
3) alienate him from his base and turn him into one of their own
We need to build on this victory and that means realizing -this- program, the one that won.
1) physically remove Mamdani from the scene
2) humiliate and force him into submission
3) alienate him from his base and turn him into one of their own
We need to build on this victory and that means realizing -this- program, the one that won.
Rot in hell, P*nis Cheney
Vote Mamdani
Vote Mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Rot in hell, P*nis Cheney
Vote Mamdani
Vote Mamdani
GORGE MICHAEL
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
GORGE MICHAEL
Kurt Gödel warned us about the US Constitution bro, he told us dog
November 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Kurt Gödel warned us about the US Constitution bro, he told us dog
Honestly, I would rather walk on broken glass than study rn
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Honestly, I would rather walk on broken glass than study rn
yuo hav been visited by the Commuting Meowsers. Free public transits and free healthcares will come to yuo, but only if yuo comment "safe trip, kitter"
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
yuo hav been visited by the Commuting Meowsers. Free public transits and free healthcares will come to yuo, but only if yuo comment "safe trip, kitter"
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October 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I said what I said.
IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."
October 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I said what I said.
Universities and professors who do not fight against a repressive state condemn themselves to intellectual slavery and intellectual death.
Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom, is not seen wielding a book or a scroll, but a spear.
Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom, is not seen wielding a book or a scroll, but a spear.
September 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Universities and professors who do not fight against a repressive state condemn themselves to intellectual slavery and intellectual death.
Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom, is not seen wielding a book or a scroll, but a spear.
Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom, is not seen wielding a book or a scroll, but a spear.