The Duck of Hot Takes
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The Duck of Hot Takes
@discretionary-duck.bsky.social
proud owner of a theory of mind. probably real. sizzling hot takes. absolutely no milkshake allowed. you WILL get quacked at in DMs
These are real people. Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Walter Sobchak, but least he's a fictional character.
a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom .
Alt: Walter Sobchak
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December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
lmao who's gonna litigate and who's gonna enforce?
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It Ain't Me,
It Ain't Me,
I Ain't No Senator's Horse
It Ain't Me,
It Ain't Me,
I'm Sure This Joke Has Been Done Before
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I heard it so clearly in my head.
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Shame on CNN for "partially obscuring" images of the bodies.

Revealing the truth that an oppressive apartheid state is trying to hide is more important than "protecting" us from graphic imagery.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I see nothing wrong here, carry on gentlemen.
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"override fun"
Fool, I don't need code to do this.
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We hit the base case
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Iterative quackings
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Can I do the fandango during that time frame?
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Worse, he's a corporate stooge. You can program animatronics to be at least a little charming.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Primary the Democratic leadership. They WILL sell all of us out. They have no issue siding with Trump at the slightest mishap. See Manchin, Sinema, Fetterman, Cuomo, all the Dems who voted with Trump during the last 11 months

Primary them all. Make sure they never get near Dem voters ever again
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
DON'T JUDGE ME
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you're a devout Christian of pretty much,

uh,

any denomination, this should be the most unholy, heretical stuff you've read this decade.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Counterpoint: It is my right to religious free speech to say that LGBTQI+ people are blessed and watched over by our One True Lord Jesus Christ and, by golly, I shall exercise it.

Christ protects the dolls. Amen
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
More like got swallowed by the massive ebb that was the 30s
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Trotsky was innocent and correct on most things and I will die on that hill, fight me.
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"Strong Floor, No Ceiling" is what's already happening. Big corporations ballooning in valuation with no upper bound and states bending over backwards to prevent the former from going bankrupt.

Jeffries is STILL going for the "everything's working fine" bullshit that cost Dems the last election
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM