Discount Storytime
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The "Discount Storytime" podcast provides weekly absurd short stories to make you laugh. Enjoy!
I've been known to charge the cart and yell "fire photons!" I've also been known to get banned from grocery stores.
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I've been known to charge the cart and yell "fire photons!" I've also been known to get banned from grocery stores.
In this economy?
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In this economy?
'condescending' should have a period after it. It's called grammar.
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
'condescending' should have a period after it. It's called grammar.
"Grandpa is listening to classical music."
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Grandpa is listening to classical music."
Definitely giving off some Joan Jett "Bad Reputation" vibes.
a woman is singing into a microphone while looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman is singing into a microphone while looking at the camera .
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December 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Definitely giving off some Joan Jett "Bad Reputation" vibes.
All the same, I strictly kept my children from smoking until they were at least ten months old.
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
All the same, I strictly kept my children from smoking until they were at least ten months old.
The older you get, the more important squirrels become.
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The older you get, the more important squirrels become.
Your bravery will always be remembered.
December 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Your bravery will always be remembered.
I hear Shakespeare was that way.
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hear Shakespeare was that way.
That’s the can-do spirit!
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That’s the can-do spirit!
When life gives you demons…
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When life gives you demons…
Is that the set from the first Saw movie?
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Is that the set from the first Saw movie?