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The "Discount Storytime" podcast provides weekly absurd short stories to make you laugh. Enjoy!
Good News! Today a jury acquitted me on almost all charges of badger smuggling!
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Discount Idea 123
#humor #quotes #cats #science
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Someone has opinions about winter in the Midwest.

#dogs
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Discount Idea 122

#humor #quotes #writing #research
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Went to the grocery store and cleaned(ish) the house. Time for video games and Bassett snuggles.

#dogs
December 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Discount Idea 120

#humor #quotes
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Our show is trying to get Kohler to sponsor us, so I put together a sample ad to show what we can do for them. Please share!

#advertising #home #humor
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It that because the UK almost milk is ‘innocent?’

www.theveganreview.com/wp-content/u...
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake.”
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
@deesnider.bsky.social Thank you for the best Christmas Album of all time. And I will die on that hill!

Happy Holidays!
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Happy #caturday
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Discount Idea 119

#humor #quotes #nature
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Snap, Crackle, Pop!
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I built a man from other snowmen because I thought I was above man. Then I witnessed the monstrosity it became. May God forgive my hubris and have mercy upon my soul.
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Bought some of this salsa for Midwesterners and it is SPICY! 🌶️
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A quick message. You have been the best audience ever!!! ❤️❤️❤️
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
When it’s winter in the Midwest and your dog turns into a little babushka.

#dogs
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Discount Idea 117

#humor #quotes
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Have you cuddled your Snorlax today?

#caturday
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Discount Idea 116

#humor #quotes #money #savings
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Discount Idea 115

#humor #quotes
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM