jake
@dingrat.bsky.social
theythem babie
gamer first • dad second
gamer first • dad second
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grass glistening in the valley at the first whisper of dawn: Don't mind if I dew
March 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
grass glistening in the valley at the first whisper of dawn: Don't mind if I dew
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Sometimes a public toilet is out of toilet paper and you get to use one of those toilet seat shaped paper tissue cover thingies on your hole
March 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sometimes a public toilet is out of toilet paper and you get to use one of those toilet seat shaped paper tissue cover thingies on your hole
if it’s for THAT why is it called a peenis and not a cumnis??
March 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
if it’s for THAT why is it called a peenis and not a cumnis??
they call me hans gooner the way i be usin my hands to goon
January 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
they call me hans gooner the way i be usin my hands to goon
*flutters eyelashes while batting a hand fan* so… is there a Mrs Tumble?
January 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
*flutters eyelashes while batting a hand fan* so… is there a Mrs Tumble?
when guys start wearing grey joggers
January 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
when guys start wearing grey joggers
Call me crazy but I am hopeful and excited about Assassin’s Creed Shadows. It has a ninja and a samurai. Those are the two things!!!
January 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Call me crazy but I am hopeful and excited about Assassin’s Creed Shadows. It has a ninja and a samurai. Those are the two things!!!
why is everyone who makes musou content on youtube an absolute freak i just want to know if the new dynasty warriors is kino
January 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
why is everyone who makes musou content on youtube an absolute freak i just want to know if the new dynasty warriors is kino
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A wooden duck could easily go in the bathroom, but a rubber duck would have a hard time holding down the mantle
January 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A wooden duck could easily go in the bathroom, but a rubber duck would have a hard time holding down the mantle
the bots continue to be botting (i have 6 real followers)
January 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the bots continue to be botting (i have 6 real followers)
i’m gonna start posting more for my bots thats what i meant when i said i was going postal
January 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i’m gonna start posting more for my bots thats what i meant when i said i was going postal
watched Legend last night and it was crap but this woman should be in a lot more
January 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
watched Legend last night and it was crap but this woman should be in a lot more
every time a bot account follows me i get an honest to god boner
January 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
every time a bot account follows me i get an honest to god boner
aight fuck it *goes postal*
January 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
aight fuck it *goes postal*
is there a bleaker purgatory than THE MALL
December 23, 2024 at 5:22 PM
is there a bleaker purgatory than THE MALL
just watched season 1 of severance thank you severance for inventing gay longing
December 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
just watched season 1 of severance thank you severance for inventing gay longing
if she’s your girl why is she resource guarding me?
December 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
if she’s your girl why is she resource guarding me?