my faves are the Alien Notions you see scattered around the edges of those scammy AI-generated embroidery hoops. Uncanny Bobbins

this is one of those things that would be funny if it was an AI image generation mistake, but is funnier because it's not 😁

if i buy The Worm my heist was successful

gonna rob a bank so I can acquire Good Shapes

this whips ty

this image is vibrating with your love for this cat, it is excellent

i just knocked off work in australia and there's still baseball. it's about to be a night game in the antipodean time zone

[bowie voice] the green beanie

this site has the juice

roses are great
violets are swell

I love to have an "assassination of Osama Bin Laden in the Situation Room" photo level of personnel over to the vice president's house to talk about how little there is to worry about

The Sphere presents great possibilities in the realm of making movies for prey animals

that said I agree it's way less interesting than *why* this stuff is popular and what people get out of it

facebook does pay people who run high-traffic pages, sometimes enough to make it worthwhile if the conversion rate of USD to your local currency is favourable. people also sell tips on how to make high-traffic pages which are a sort of subsidiary scam but increase the total amount of this stuff

unfortunately im gonna ignore instructions and say that the people making the posts are doing it for engagement. but via an invitation to believe in a world where comfortable, familiar things are happening (and you can chat in the comments with people and bots who remember the good times)

it's sort of like fanfiction

Noah Wont

hour 36 of the great WifeOutage because i updated my holowife’s kernel binaries without realizing the sole maintainer of the girlmath package pulled it from the repository and now im learning what a broken dependency really means