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tristram hand shandy
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naarm (melbourne aus). lefty nerd, gay villain, tech-adjacent tech pessimist, pensive dog smoking a cigarette. she/her
saving this
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
we know he got told a few weeks into his first term (after he referred to the “president of Taiwan” following a call that got its own wikipedia entry), but it’s even odds on whether he doesn’t care or just forgot
April 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
thinking about this Onion article from 2023 rn
April 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
im undermedicated so i need to get this intrusive cubey out of my head
April 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
it’s here!! 😙
March 31, 2025 at 8:20 AM
fuck yeah congrats on shapes!!
March 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Live Hat Reaction
March 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
screenshot of deleted quoted post (account name removed) for the record
March 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
trump admin: you are not allowed to wear a mask to the protest
me:
March 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
if you know anyone who doesn’t really get what the big deal re Elon’s “position in the government” is, this piece from TPM might be a good one to send them:
March 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
anti-woke
March 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
grass i don’t mean to alarm u but there’s a lil guy there
March 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
it was planned for a while. it started before the inauguration
February 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
February 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
this is how they show up on mobile for me currently and I’ve seen this before
February 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
February 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i saw the platonic example of this guy last year and i sincerely wish him and all like him the very best
February 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
gonna be thinking about this tweet for a while for similar reasons
February 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM