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the only good cowboy
I feel like mario doesn't even know who waluigi is. like when waluigi shows up to the race track he gets stopped by security at the door and they don't believe that he knows the owner
September 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.
June 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
if I was a professional basketball player, every time a teammate passed me the ball I would immediately punt it into the stands as hard as I possibly could
May 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if I was a toucan, I think it'd be really satisfying to eat a hot dog in one chomp
May 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
constantly anxiously fiddling with my windshield wiper controls whenever it rains in hopes that when I drive past strangers they'll think "wow, now there's a guy with his windshield wipers at the perfect speed!"
May 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
saw a familiar name on @bookpeople.bsky.social's st. george display!

👀 @heyluchie.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
conceptually, towels are so embarrassing. I think if aliens ever visited earth, it's the thing they'd make fun of us the most for
March 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
penguins shouldn't be birds, they should be some other thing
February 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
unown but it's the shape of the cool S
January 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
we make do
January 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
wanna feel old? we're now closer to the year futurama starts (2999) than we are to the year that fry gets frozen (1999)
January 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
acab
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
my favorite star wars character
December 4, 2024 at 4:37 AM
updated list of the hobbit mealtimes to better reflect the realities of the modern world

breakfast
second breakfast
whataburger breakfast (last chance)
elevenses
brunch
luncheon
afternoon tea
afternoon boba
420
dinner
supper
jack in the box munchie meal
fourthmeal
November 14, 2024 at 6:01 PM