Why the FUCK are pockets often fake on women's clothing but not on baby jeans? Why does a 3-6 month old need pockets? But I don't get pockets? What the fuck??
December 29, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Why the FUCK are pockets often fake on women's clothing but not on baby jeans? Why does a 3-6 month old need pockets? But I don't get pockets? What the fuck??
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Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
New idea- I mean someone else has definitely also thought of this but- Elon Musquito. Because like mosquitoes he's a bloodsucking parasite with no benefit to society as a whole.
November 18, 2024 at 9:59 PM
New idea- I mean someone else has definitely also thought of this but- Elon Musquito. Because like mosquitoes he's a bloodsucking parasite with no benefit to society as a whole.
Latest trick- lifting my 3.5 month old's tummy to my ear, swishing him gently back and forth while asking "you gots coconut water?"- if he needs to burp, well, his tummy sloshes like a coconut.
November 17, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Latest trick- lifting my 3.5 month old's tummy to my ear, swishing him gently back and forth while asking "you gots coconut water?"- if he needs to burp, well, his tummy sloshes like a coconut.
Melly is now offering cat tree inspection services for a meager fee of *checks notes* aggressive butt-pats, headbutts and squish-petting.
November 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Melly is now offering cat tree inspection services for a meager fee of *checks notes* aggressive butt-pats, headbutts and squish-petting.
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Mothman’s Mom: Take a sweater
Mothman: Mooommm I don’t WANT a sweater
Mothman’s Mom: You might get hungry!
Mothman: Mooommm I don’t WANT a sweater
Mothman’s Mom: You might get hungry!
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Mothman’s Mom: Take a sweater
Mothman: Mooommm I don’t WANT a sweater
Mothman’s Mom: You might get hungry!
Mothman: Mooommm I don’t WANT a sweater
Mothman’s Mom: You might get hungry!
Start editing out his bronzer lol
Should we start censoring Trump's face?
November 16, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Start editing out his bronzer lol
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friday night baby
November 15, 2024 at 10:06 PM
friday night baby
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After giving birth, I dropped something on the floor while sitting in a chair and folded in half to grab it off the floor and it was honestly life changing how liberating that was.
November 15, 2024 at 8:01 PM
After giving birth, I dropped something on the floor while sitting in a chair and folded in half to grab it off the floor and it was honestly life changing how liberating that was.
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The Matt Gaetz report frenzy is exactly the same as the pee tapes in 2016. We know the guy is a child rapist, and so is the US president. What we need to know, now more than ever, is if anyone at the DOJ or FBI has any backbone to do the needful.
November 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
The Matt Gaetz report frenzy is exactly the same as the pee tapes in 2016. We know the guy is a child rapist, and so is the US president. What we need to know, now more than ever, is if anyone at the DOJ or FBI has any backbone to do the needful.
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There seems to be a lot of misinformation going around so please allow me to clarify.
Matt Gaetz did not have sex with a 17 year old girl.
Matt Gaetz raped a trafficked 17 year old girl and then venmoed the guy who trafficked the girl; aka her pimp.
Matt Gaetz did not have sex with a 17 year old girl.
Matt Gaetz raped a trafficked 17 year old girl and then venmoed the guy who trafficked the girl; aka her pimp.
November 15, 2024 at 1:27 PM
There seems to be a lot of misinformation going around so please allow me to clarify.
Matt Gaetz did not have sex with a 17 year old girl.
Matt Gaetz raped a trafficked 17 year old girl and then venmoed the guy who trafficked the girl; aka her pimp.
Matt Gaetz did not have sex with a 17 year old girl.
Matt Gaetz raped a trafficked 17 year old girl and then venmoed the guy who trafficked the girl; aka her pimp.
Feeling like embracing British culture now that I live in England by partaking in a national pastime. Unsure if I want to winge about bloody English weather or drive way too fast on a country lane and go careening through a hedge.
November 15, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Feeling like embracing British culture now that I live in England by partaking in a national pastime. Unsure if I want to winge about bloody English weather or drive way too fast on a country lane and go careening through a hedge.
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 PM
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
I'm not doomscrolling here I'm catscrolling, lolscrolling, hopescrolling
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I'm not doomscrolling here I'm catscrolling, lolscrolling, hopescrolling
Throwback to when I halfheartedly made an AI photo of Leon as a muskrat and tried to run a parody account for like 2 days before I decided he wasn't worth my time and that it probably wasn't fair to muskrats. The profile picture was 👨🍳💋
November 15, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Throwback to when I halfheartedly made an AI photo of Leon as a muskrat and tried to run a parody account for like 2 days before I decided he wasn't worth my time and that it probably wasn't fair to muskrats. The profile picture was 👨🍳💋
"If pasteurizing milk is so important why don't we pasteurize breast milk? 🤔" BECAUSE MY BOOBS DONT LIVE DIRECTLY IN THE GRAVITATIONAL PATHWAY OF MY BUNGHOLE AND PEE-UNGHOLE AND I DONT PISS AND SHIT DIRECTLY ALL OVER MY TITS SHANNON
November 15, 2024 at 1:02 PM
"If pasteurizing milk is so important why don't we pasteurize breast milk? 🤔" BECAUSE MY BOOBS DONT LIVE DIRECTLY IN THE GRAVITATIONAL PATHWAY OF MY BUNGHOLE AND PEE-UNGHOLE AND I DONT PISS AND SHIT DIRECTLY ALL OVER MY TITS SHANNON
Make sure you lock your work stations folks, even when working from home. Caught this smug bastard trying to hack into the main frame.
November 15, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Make sure you lock your work stations folks, even when working from home. Caught this smug bastard trying to hack into the main frame.
Feelin cute, might track litter all the way down the stairs later, idk
November 15, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Feelin cute, might track litter all the way down the stairs later, idk
Goofy ass cat part 2. Here you can really see the jelly belly. She lets me sit her on my lap during meetings when I'm working remote and mime her typing on the keyboard.
November 15, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Goofy ass cat part 2. Here you can really see the jelly belly. She lets me sit her on my lap during meetings when I'm working remote and mime her typing on the keyboard.
My goofy ass cat, for y'alls consideration. Her name is Melly. Scientific name Mellius Bellius Jellius.
November 15, 2024 at 12:33 PM
My goofy ass cat, for y'alls consideration. Her name is Melly. Scientific name Mellius Bellius Jellius.
This app is like moving out from your parents and getting your own place and realizing they are, in fact, 1000% the problem.
November 15, 2024 at 12:29 PM
This app is like moving out from your parents and getting your own place and realizing they are, in fact, 1000% the problem.
Maternity leave is no joke. I thought I'd get a little time to recover and rest (lol) but my little dude is more work than work. So grateful to have good paid maternity leave though (up to 1 year). Props to my fellow Americans who make it work without... though 100% they shouldn't have to.
November 15, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Maternity leave is no joke. I thought I'd get a little time to recover and rest (lol) but my little dude is more work than work. So grateful to have good paid maternity leave though (up to 1 year). Props to my fellow Americans who make it work without... though 100% they shouldn't have to.