Melly is now offering cat tree inspection services for a meager fee of *checks notes* aggressive butt-pats, headbutts and squish-petting.

Throwback to when I halfheartedly made an AI photo of Leon as a muskrat and tried to run a parody account for like 2 days before I decided he wasn't worth my time and that it probably wasn't fair to muskrats. The profile picture was 👨‍🍳💋

Make sure you lock your work stations folks, even when working from home. Caught this smug bastard trying to hack into the main frame.

Feelin cute, might track litter all the way down the stairs later, idk

Goofy ass cat part 2. Here you can really see the jelly belly. She lets me sit her on my lap during meetings when I'm working remote and mime her typing on the keyboard.

My goofy ass cat, for y'alls consideration. Her name is Melly. Scientific name Mellius Bellius Jellius.