Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.
Need to st@b someone with the “Kiss Me I’m Italian” knife 🇮🇹
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Need to st@b someone with the “Kiss Me I’m Italian” knife 🇮🇹
Surprise! I’m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Surprise! I’m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!
Something about hotel lighting…
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Something about hotel lighting…
Inside of me are two wolves…
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Inside of me are two wolves…
These two songs dropping in the same weekend has completely destroyed my mental health 💕
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
These two songs dropping in the same weekend has completely destroyed my mental health 💕
My full Black Phillip costume, made from mostly thematically-appropriate @sinnerwear.bsky.social gear 🖤
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My full Black Phillip costume, made from mostly thematically-appropriate @sinnerwear.bsky.social gear 🖤
Naked! In The Poconos
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Naked! In The Poconos
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Y/N
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Y/N
I just remembered the color puce
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just remembered the color puce
I’m being trained for a big promotion at work (not guaranteed) and it’s draining my life force
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m being trained for a big promotion at work (not guaranteed) and it’s draining my life force
Pro tip: if you wear someone else’s jock strap at the club, you don’t have to do your own laundry ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Pro tip: if you wear someone else’s jock strap at the club, you don’t have to do your own laundry ❤️
The way I lowkey need the animated green Minotaur in Marvel Zombies 🥴
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The way I lowkey need the animated green Minotaur in Marvel Zombies 🥴
And what if I said my lower back arch has been popping off in a kind of insane way? 🫣
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
And what if I said my lower back arch has been popping off in a kind of insane way? 🫣
Seasonally-appropriate update!
October 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Seasonally-appropriate update!
⛓️ I got a new necklace ⛓️
October 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
⛓️ I got a new necklace ⛓️
This is what I look like, btw. 💕
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is what I look like, btw. 💕
Only for special occasions!
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Only for special occasions!
I am no quitter! And who hasn’t? 👀
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I am no quitter! And who hasn’t? 👀